Jess

God

Oh my Jess!

by Jess is almighty November 23, 2021

Jess

A trashy blonde chick from central Jersey with no morals, and will suck u off for a Klondike bar because the cumdumpster she lives behind still has rent.

Jess showed up and now the whole store stinks like fish and the toilet seat has an std.

by Ben Dover 1010-0 November 8, 2018

Big Jess

A very large woman, who considers her self a BBW however looks and smells just like a creature from the swamp. A woman who doesn't keep up with person hygiene, and could definitely shave, and washer her cooch and what she considers her fupa. 10/10 chance she was in a high school drama club, so she thinks she can sing (lord help us). 10/10 chance she will have a vest friend Dakota/Cody/Koda. Probably hangs out at local bar where she hopes to take the lives of young drunk transgender men and anorexic blondes named probably named Ashley/ diamond/ Andrea. Will spike your drink. Cannot fight her own battles so she likes to involve her friends or her father. Will tell you she's suicidal if you threaten to leave her. Best way to avoid this woman is to run far, far away.

She told me her name was Jess but she looks more like a BIG JESS.

Did you see BIG JESS at karaoke night? I thought she was drunk but it just turns out she can't sing.

BIG JESS is telling everyone I'm her boyfriend, man she's crazy.

by Oops 🤭 July 28, 2020

Jesse Baxter

A real big man with a fat hog.

That mans like a Jesse Baxter with his fat hog

by Colton’s mom February 9, 2021

No Jess

Means that you’re not of a hoe or treesh or bop related.

Jess is a bop but not me “no jess” bro.

by Nutmonster January 5, 2025

Jesse

The man’s is good but he will fuck your wifey and that’s on hood. Never trust him with yo bag or yo bitch. He does NOT kiss bitches, he break they spine and break they purses. Don’t check Jesse, check yo bitch.

Man #1: Have you seen Jesse?
Man#2: No why?
Man #1: I heard he’s taking all our bitches, better hide yours to be safe.

by jessesvvs November 23, 2021

Jess

the dumbest person mishka has ever met but also one of the best people she’s ever met. jess is also a bottom and just won’t admit it but she knows it’s true

“omg it’s jess she’s so amazing and pretty and stuff”

by plutounicorn April 19, 2020