Central Jersey

A place that simply does not exist. People who tend to believe this mythical land exists use the logic that other people agree with them as proof. Apparently, if enough people believe that something exists that means its real.

Tim: Hey how about you google Central Jersey ?
Ant: It does not exist.
Tim: Wow I am totally enlightened; I need to let Charles know. Thank you for making me come to my senses.
Ant: Its what I do Tim.

by BrehTacos February 2, 2017

jersey girls

A sad female individual, who only look for fellas who have played hurling or football for the county. Usually travel in packs of three to five people are generaly dirty bitches that have no self-respect. The better looking the jersey girl the better hurler or footballer the boyfriend is.

Their some jersey girls, sure they've rode the entire forward line between them.

by csone January 11, 2007

the college of new jersey

The college of new jersey is a pretty okay school. However, there is nothing to do on the weekends, and the parties become monotonous after a while. Nearby is beautiful and never scary or skeevy Trenton. There is absolutely no security on this campus so you can get into and out of this school very easily. Overall a pretty good place to be if you want to bring in alcohol to your dorm, because you're not cool enough to get into a party...

If you wanted to go to a college or university with great sports teams or anything great really, you won't find it here.

by Canadian Hero April 28, 2005

jersey

Better known as the Armpit of the world.

John: Wheeww! What the hell is that smell?

(Passes a Welcome to New Jersey sign)

Friend: Armpit of the world, man.

by RealDuffy August 15, 2005

South Jersey

South Jersey is a mix of rednecks and blacks. Diners and dive bars. If you live in South Jersey you didnt watch sports center for 2 months after the eagles lost the superbowl. You know you say words wierd and no you north jersey scum bag i wont say "water" again, so u can giggle with you blow out and soul patch on your chin somewhere else. You know that you dont EVER stop while navigating a circle. You know at least 5 hot chicks at ur school that work at the local diner (prolly the philly diner) You get confused about what is central and what is north jersey because you consider anything north of you house north jersey.

South jersey is the hot spot if your not from here you wouldnt understand

by John Wilkes May 26, 2006

Jersey Turnpike

This is when you place a funnel in another persons butt and you take a crap in the funnel.. I got tired of shitting on people so I decided to start shitting in them..

This Dick Head was such a punk, so I drugged him, found a funnel and gave him a Nasty Jersey Turnpike..

by Too Far February 1, 2007

New Jersey

The Tri-State areas bastard child.

New York City, Lower East Side, Industry Bar and Lounge.

"Yo, everyone in this bar is from Dirty Jerz, wha the fuck?"

"Cause Jeresy ain't shit! Thus, those tunnel and bridge bastards come over here and fuck up the flo'"

by NewYorkCityGranDame November 3, 2003