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Jason

i love him so much :(

even tho he be mean
hes very pretty
by tits4dayz October 5, 2021
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A spicy Jason

Accidentally getting a spicy substance on one's penis.

E.g. ghost pepper powder.
And asking for or receiving a blowjob.
She was given a spicy Jason.
by BiscuitJ October 11, 2021
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Jason

The greatest of all potatoes; King Spuducus
At a young age, Jason was a human looking for the meaning of life. Then he came across a magic potato tree. He ate a potato and was crowned King Spuducus for asserting his dominance over all the other potatoes.
by anonymous October 18, 2021
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Jason paul munar

Tall,thick eyebrows,tan,and mostly like anime
Me:jason paul munar is handsome
by Qkqjaja October 20, 2021
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jason

he has a 10 inch cock and he also very very very handsome mhm bizcocho
jason has a huge cock
by GAW GAW 3000 October 28, 2021
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Jason AKA Double B is a person to claim that he’s That guy, which he’s clearly not. Jason loves to assume stuff which get’s Freda irritated and to the point, she wants to punch the shit outta him.
Jason could be nice sometimes but not all the time, when he feels disrespected he wants to call you every name in the fucking book such as BITCH HOE STUPID ETC. Jason’s are bad they try to do stuff to piss you off like joking at the wrong time, I’ve learned my lesson not to be with Jason. Jason’s hurts so much, it causes pain like getting stabbed in the heart. FUCK JASON
EWWWW is that Jason the guy who hurted Freda
by Gdjdidkdh July 30, 2021
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dude Jason makes cool stuff but he's been known to punch/kick his fans. Jason will often hand you a cola and say "you understand the law of reciprocity yes? i give you something and you must give me something in return" with a coy sinister smile. Jason will often speak of people as chess pieces, pawns for his big game, saying "I don't see people with lives, friends, families & pets, I see pawns, objects I can manipulate with my hands" with a cartoonishly evil grin. One time at MAGfest Jason walked upto my little sister and pulled on her hair really hard until her scalp came off.
Nick: YOOOO DID YOU JUST PULL A JASON?
Yin: Yeah bro, I just kicked Steve in the balls
by SpammableConquisitor July 30, 2021
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