iTalian

An Apple product disguising itself as a nationality inhabiting the country of iTaly, also an Apple-created fabrication. iTalians are really spaghetti-powered war machines programmed to kill anyone eating Hawaiian pizza on sight.

Benito Mussolini did not actually orchestrate any invasions. The iTalians had not been fully developed, and thus Mussolini was forced to make little people out of sticks.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

italian house party

A funeral/wake held by or for Italian-Americans

Sorry to hear about your ma. She was a saint. When’s the Italian house party? I’ll send some flowers.

by om3rta September 29, 2020

Italian Christmas

Eating out a girl (while she is eating any fish but salmon) and he eats a tuna sandwich afterwards.

I was eating her out while she was having a full tuna sandwich, as opposed to a Panera "Half-sandwich half soup" and that's what I call an Italian Christmas

by SpaceZambonie November 10, 2020

Italian brainrot

A meme that become popular in early 2025 and has now gone too far. It used to just be some goofy tiktok videos with an image of a retarded looking animal but then shit went out of control, PEOPLE STARTED MAKING AI SLOP VIDEOS OF THAT TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR AND BARELLINA CAPUCCINA FUCKING AND THERE WAS EVEN FUCKING GAY PORN, HECK THERE MIGHT HAVE EVEN BEEN FEMBOY PORN! NOW I AM SEEING GAMES OF THE FUCKING ITALIAN BRAINROT MEMES! AND YOU KNOW WHATS WORSE?! I AM GETTING ADS ABOUT THEM TOO! FUCKING CUNT, GO FUCK YOURSELF ITALIAN BRAINROT, FUCKING RETARDED FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING AI SLOP MEME! MADONA PUTTANA!

Bro: italian brainrot

Me: boi this so tuff

by AMOGUS445 June 24, 2025

The Italian helicopter

Have the girl on all fours with her asshole in the air, have the guy insert his penis and flatten out and spin yourself.

I thought we were going to take flight while you were doing the Italian helicopter

by Ralph donglong May 6, 2022

Italian Thank You

To suck somebody’s dick as a way to thank someone

Person 1: “did he at least thank him?”

Person 2: “yeah Italian Thank You and everything”

by Jaber2doodle May 30, 2025

Italian Massage

A massage involving Italian pizza ingredients, where the masseuse works tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and dough into a patron's muscular tissue.

"I give-a you a Italian Massage...you gonna poop, it's gonna be stinky, but it's gonna be good. Voila!"

by Avergae Jodecci July 29, 2025