Weed Gremlin

A person that never talks to you or wants to hangout unless you have weed.

A: Don't tell him you have weed or he will come over and try to hit the bowl
B: Yeah you're right, he's such a weed gremlin

by 5 Blunts August 12, 2014

pocket weed

weed that you find in your pocket that you forgot was there

"i thought i was dry but i just found some pocket weed. let's go smoke this shit!"

by smokinmonkeybutts December 5, 2013

prick weed

someone who is both a arrogant and physicaly weak

mak that little asshole is a shitbag

ya hes a real fucking prick weed

by stephen shaw August 3, 2007

Gang Weed

"Gamer Joker, also known as Gamers Rise Up and We Live in a Society, is an image macro series featuring depictions of the DC Comics supervillain Joker accompanied by intentionally edgy or cringeworthy captions. The memes typically praise video game enthusiasts and criticize women named Veronica who friendzone them in favor of dating "jocks". Examples of the meme are frequently submitted to the Gang Weed Facebook page."

Source:
KnowYourMeme - Gamer Joker

Dude #1:"We live in a society where getting friendzoned by Veronicas is normal. GANG WEED help me fight for equality."
Dude #2:"How many layers of irony are you on?"
Dude #1:"Like maybe 5, or 6 right now. My dude."
Dude #2:"You are like a little baby. Watch this: Z U C C."

by SYLVER SECOND July 24, 2018

Weed Skinny

weed skinny

"I went to Lisbon for a year and smoked weed like every day and I lost a lot of weight so now I'm totally weed skinny."

"Wiz Khalifa is definitely weed skinny."

"Did you know weed makes you skinny? - oh, so you get weed skinny!"

"Weed skinny is a thing."

by Thomkov September 22, 2019

weed horny

when you have a really strong urge to smoke weed almost as if you are horny for it

bro I was so weed horny last night but I never ended up smoking

by nigga148 October 19, 2019

Weed wackin

Watching the show weeds and masturbating.

"Dude I was just weed wacking so hard!"

by Bootyphat July 9, 2012