Minecraft Weed

Only the freshest of grasses with highly enjoyable fumes when smoked with that pixel based roll of paper

"Sir how many thousands for that Minecraft Weed roll" , {50k my good man} "oh gee only 50k$ for 5g thats very cheap"
look at the price

by Minecraft Druglord November 21, 2022

The Actual Youngest Server in Minecraft

Made by JumpRozhok and NickVerdone, Fishburg was the youngest anarchy server to get griefed, took a legendary 6 minutes. this was during the 2B2T (oldest anarchy server) bot exploit, this violent attack left the servers main hub crippled and the servers hosting PC screaming. RIP Fishburg Anarchy (Still in use today) join the discord here

https: //discord. gg/ rrFZwcYkPN

whats The Actual Youngest Server in Minecraft?

Fishburg you fucking idiot

by MoonMan2007 October 4, 2022

Minecraft

The best videogame to ever exist

Person 1: I play Fortnite
Person 2: Ewwww, you still play Fortnite? Go play a better game like Minecraft

by Alpha4255 January 11, 2021

In Minecraft

The legal version of "no homo". If you put this after anything illegal, it will let the feds know that there is nothing to worry about, as you are just explaining what you're doing in a video game.

Just laced a bunch of vapes with fentanyl and sold them to middle schoolers....

In Minecraft

by ninezy October 20, 2023

Minecrafted

It is when Allah kills your wife for flashing your nutsacks at him

Guy: *Flashes his nutsacks at Allah*
*Gets Minecrafted*
Guy: Fuck

by baskinballs October 16, 2021

Minecraft

A popular video game.

I like minecraft :D

by cutefloof999 August 24, 2023

Minecraft

A game developed by the Swedish company Mojang. It now sits as the best selling game of all time. Also highly memed because of the mostly kid userbase. Very beloved to many because of the nearly limitless possibilities of the many block pallets.

Parents Friend: How did Timmy end up in the hospital? Parents: Oh, he played minecraft for 73 hours straight.

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022