wet my beard

Crude way for a female to express her desire to go for a piss!

Im just off to Wet my Beard

by SWesty March 24, 2004

blood beard pirate

When a large bearded man gives oral sex to his girlfriend while she is on her period.

Dude have you shaved?
-Nah man not in a few months.
Gonna give you girl the blood beard pirate, eh?
-Absolutely not.

by Vulkan November 20, 2009

Third leg beard

The patch of hair between a man's legs.

After I fucked the bitch, A hair from my third leg beard made her choke when it got stuck in her throat, so I pulled it out with my cock.

by Ocean Reefer July 27, 2006

Rusty Bearded Lady

When a women is giving either a man or a women a rimjob (licking of the anus) and the man or woman recieving it shits all over the women's face, giving her a beard of shit on her face.

Oh yea! This one time, I was with a girl, and i gave her the Rusty Bearded Lady, and she loved it!

by J_Dogg January 2, 2009

Bearded Fish Taco

Rowan Alexander.

Damn! Shut your legs, I can smell that bearded fish taco from all the way over here!

by ljihfdsgluhdfg October 13, 2008

break up beard

the very unattractive beard that guys grow for the month or two following a break up, usually with the guy getting cruelly dumped

Guy 1: I see Matt and Lucy broke up
Guy 2: How did you know that?
Guy 1: He's got a break up beard coming through

by SRVciple November 8, 2011

bearded hatchet wound

a hairy pussy, a.k.a. a bearded clam.

I ain't goin' near that bearded hatched wound!

by B-Doe July 29, 2005