you know how i roll

when your talking to someone and they say something good abouit you and your just like psh, you know how i roll

you are so funny
you know how i roll

by HOLLA AT A WHITE GIRL March 13, 2003

how far would I go

"how far would I go" is a super valid question that can rightfully be asked in any challenging situation.
It's purpose is to check all visible and hidden potentials of limitations.

Thinking Subject: "how far would i go?"

by Krkič March 29, 2019

do you know how to mute

shut the fuck up you twat

"YOOOO MAN I GOT SO FUCKING HYPE LAST NIGHT THAT BITCH WAS ALL OVER ME FUCK!"
'do you know how to mute'
"ah fuck you too"

by ur mom . fuck off loser lol May 09, 2015

How very Glenn Beck of you

coined from a political comedy video "Rise of the Stupids" and "The Stupid Virus," someone who is trying to throw shit in your face...

Crazy Lady: Obama aint no American, he's one of them illegal aliens...
Girl: Stop trying to throw shit in our face Crazy Lady
Boy: How very Glenn Beck of you...

by oxshaunixo July 07, 2010

how will you love me

how will you love me is a phrase of ‘how will you fuck me’, and is often used to ask a sexual partner how you will be fucking them that night.

girl: how will you love me?
boy: hard and rough

by lesbiabbird May 15, 2020

Anyway, how is your sex life?

A way to insult a person's appearance when meeting them for the first time

Guy: (on Reddit) Check out my cool new sweater
Guy 2: That's cool. Anyway, how is your sex life?

by frabrizio December 18, 2017

How I Met Your Mother

A show depicting what adulthood would be like if people never stopped being teenagers.

The day I see presumably well-to-do 20-somethings do a slap-bet, or consider anything to be "legen-wait for it... dary," or god forbid, someone actually follows a bro code past the age of 20, I will give up on humanity.

Wow, SAT prep class sucks! Lets drink that skunked keystone light you stole from your grandpas basement and watch "How I Met Your Mother" tonight! Bro Code Rule #9000 says you need to have flat chips for queso dip and regular salsa must be accompanied with scoops chips, under penalty of a slap bet, LEGENDARY!

by Robert Macgillicuddy November 26, 2011