Oh man, did you hear about the new Hipsters Glory Hole in the oak up on the hill? I heard martha talking about how hard her husband had enjoyed it the other night.
by ThumpGaming July 25, 2023
Get the Hipsters Glory Holemug. A person who is so hip that they reject the social label of "hipster". By labeling themselves anti-hipster, they attempt to impress other hipsters by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.
by HunterPreyHipster March 22, 2011
Get the Pretentious Anti-Hipstermug. The first day on which you can find at least two hipsters living in "holes" in Williamsburg Brooklyn (or its equivalent), who are wearing winter appropriate: (a) knitted footwear, and (b) knitted headwear. If the Hipster Hog sees his/her shadow, it means at least seven months of whispering, "what the f*ck is that idiot wearing?"
I know we were at the beach last weekend, but it was Hipster Hog Day today, so Winter is right around the corner.
by Wrecking Drew September 22, 2010
Get the Hipster Hog Daymug. A 22-35 yr old Long Island native who has all the qualities of the traditional Brooklynite hipster (track bike, tight clothes, PBR,mustache, tattoos, etc) although is still an avid follower, if not actual member, of one of the hundreds of juvenile "emo/pop punk/hardcore" bands originating from although not exclusive to Long Island. Being in one's 20's or 30's and still very much wanting to go to or have one's band actually play the Warped Tour or Bamboozle Fest also qualifies one a Long Island Hipster. See: Brand New, Glassjaw, Gym Class Heroes, Fall Out Herb, Taking back Monday,Bayside, The Sleeping etc. Many of these LI hipsters have roots in a town on Long Island called East Meadow and surroundng area's. They often drink in a bar called The Leaky Lifeboat Inn in Seaford, Long Island. Actually moving to Brooklyn is a long term goal of the Long Island Hipster.
LI Hipster: Yo Brand New is gonna play the Warped Tour this year!
BK hipster: Uh what am I a freshman in high school? I can't handle that Long Island Hipster sh*t. We're both 25 dude!
LI Hipster: Yeah but those guys still make mad loot and get mad ass!
BK hipster: You're right but they still have to run around singing to a bunch of grammar school kids when all them dudes are well into their 30's now. Those bands remind of Free Credit Score.com commercials.
or
LI hipster: You wanna go to the Leaky Lifeboat tonight?
Actual Cool person: The music there is so goddam loud and the Long Island Hipsters always take over the juke box after 10 O'clock. It's a bar and all and people are drinking but it always feel like a fourteen year old is djing at that place. Its like being in a Tony Hawk video game or some sh*t. No screaming Long Island Hipsters for me tonite man.
BK hipster: Uh what am I a freshman in high school? I can't handle that Long Island Hipster sh*t. We're both 25 dude!
LI Hipster: Yeah but those guys still make mad loot and get mad ass!
BK hipster: You're right but they still have to run around singing to a bunch of grammar school kids when all them dudes are well into their 30's now. Those bands remind of Free Credit Score.com commercials.
or
LI hipster: You wanna go to the Leaky Lifeboat tonight?
Actual Cool person: The music there is so goddam loud and the Long Island Hipsters always take over the juke box after 10 O'clock. It's a bar and all and people are drinking but it always feel like a fourteen year old is djing at that place. Its like being in a Tony Hawk video game or some sh*t. No screaming Long Island Hipsters for me tonite man.
by beaming with intelligence July 12, 2012
Get the LONG ISLAND HIPSTERmug. A lumberjack that has hair that touches his shoulders. The Hipster Lumberjack also wears plaid, owns guns, and votes republican.
by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011
Get the Hipster Lumberjackmug. kids who wear ray ban glasses, have scragely beards,have "vintage" ironic t shirts,wear fedoras and ride road bikes/fixies. if you like picking low hanging fruit in the form of winning a debate youl want to have a word with them, or punch them, or both. they are douche bags. they go to chipotle to think theyre gritty by eating faux-mexican food. either they grow out of it, or take it with them to college.there they become trust fund fags who go to the record store to walk around for like an hour then drink starbucks and ponder shit that really doesnt affect you or me. henry rollins pwned these tools in this vid on youtube.
by keepskatin'bro January 2, 2012
Get the High School Hipstersmug. "I'll move to Paris, shoot some heroin, and fuck with the stars." - Time to Pretend by MGMT
Man, those star fucking hipsters really know how to party!
Man, those star fucking hipsters really know how to party!
by Edward Loller August 5, 2010
Get the star fucking hipstersmug.