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YouTube Ghetto

The weird, disturbing part of YouTube. Usually found by watching lots of music videos, gradually working your way down into the area where you can find strange videos about shark people and perverted optical illusions, and eventually ending in YouTube Poops and other rejects that somehow got twelve million views, regardless of the fact that you spend all day on the site and have never once even heard of that video.
Step #1: Random music video
Step #2: Video at the VERY BOTTOM of the recommendations about some weird fish boy in Korea
Step #3: Video about some weird plague in some third world country whose name you can't pronounce and has too many syllables
Step #4: Welcome to the YouTube Ghetto - enjoy your stay
by Random Man! May 7, 2012
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ghetto hole

A small hole, usually between 1/4" and 1/2" in diameter, intentionally placed in the floorboard of a vehicle so that it's occupant(s) may dispose of illicit narcotics in the event of getting "rolled" or pulled over by the police.
That tweaker 's car probably has a fuckin' ghetto hole in it!
by 94caprice February 5, 2017
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ghetto-moseyer

n. also known as "ghemoseyer."
Someone in front of you who walks about leisurely, esp. down narrow hallways and sidewalks. They aimlessly wander about as if where they are going does not matter, therefore making the people walking behind them late for wherever it is they are going. Some even swerve around so that you cannot walk past them. Ghemoseyers can be very agitating, esp. when you are already running late.
"Gah! This stupid ghetto-moseyer won't get out of my way."

"Silly ghemoseyers."
by Ganoosi December 6, 2004
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ghetto scrape

when you're too cheap to buy a $1 ice scraper for your car so you use a CD or any other item to scrape just enough ice off to see out the front window.
Your mom get scared riding with me to the hotel when my lazy ass only makes a 6 inch wide ghetto scrape.

It was too damn cold out to scrape the window right so I did a ghetto scrape and got a neck cramp driving to work looking through the tiny patch I scraped.
by TJ5656 November 10, 2009
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ghetto leafblower

The act in which one individual forcefully blows air into another individuals anus. While doing this act the blowee pleasures the blower with a variety of pleasing acts.
Because of his lack of motivation David gave Jim a ghetto leafblower?
by Bigolhunk December 2, 2014
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Ghetto-grit

the unconquerable spirit of the ghetto that allows for creative juices to flow
Ghetto-grit got me bustin dis mo'
by the parsh January 31, 2003
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Ghetto-rettes

Someone that blurts into a small ebonic episode due to lack of proper etiquette, grammar, and at times vocabulary. These symptoms can quickly assist on where the individual grew-up and how they were raised.
We were having a delightful chat about the housing market. Then she Ghetto-rettes me with "yamean".
by Macho215 April 22, 2009
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