ghetto scrape

when you're too cheap to buy a $1 ice scraper for your car so you use a CD or any other item to scrape just enough ice off to see out the front window.

Your mom get scared riding with me to the hotel when my lazy ass only makes a 6 inch wide ghetto scrape.

It was too damn cold out to scrape the window right so I did a ghetto scrape and got a neck cramp driving to work looking through the tiny patch I scraped.

by TJ5656 November 10, 2009

ghetto ballerina

A stripper

She always carries around one dollar bills. I bet she's a ghetto ballerina.

by Surburban beauty October 10, 2013

Ghetto-grit

the unconquerable spirit of the ghetto that allows for creative juices to flow

Ghetto-grit got me bustin dis mo'

by the parsh January 31, 2003

Ghetto-rettes

Someone that blurts into a small ebonic episode due to lack of proper etiquette, grammar, and at times vocabulary. These symptoms can quickly assist on where the individual grew-up and how they were raised.

We were having a delightful chat about the housing market. Then she Ghetto-rettes me with "yamean".

by Macho215 April 22, 2009

ghetto hole

A small hole, usually between 1/4" and 1/2" in diameter, intentionally placed in the floorboard of a vehicle so that it's occupant(s) may dispose of illicit narcotics in the event of getting "rolled" or pulled over by the police.

That tweaker 's car probably has a fuckin' ghetto hole in it!

by 94caprice February 5, 2017

Ghetto Tagalongs

When one takes an oreo or any similar cookie treat, separates the two sides, slabs some peanut butter on one side, assembles the cookie and then proceeds to eat. Thus making a delicious snack for anyone with the munchies on a budget.

"Ey maine i seent that girl scout cookie box over there let me get some..
"Nah maine those be ghetto tagalongs you know we aint got no money....shoo my mom made those to cheat out those hoes...

by MuchMasterMunchie October 5, 2009

YouTube Ghetto

The weird, disturbing part of YouTube. Usually found by watching lots of music videos, gradually working your way down into the area where you can find strange videos about shark people and perverted optical illusions, and eventually ending in YouTube Poops and other rejects that somehow got twelve million views, regardless of the fact that you spend all day on the site and have never once even heard of that video.

Step #1: Random music video
Step #2: Video at the VERY BOTTOM of the recommendations about some weird fish boy in Korea
Step #3: Video about some weird plague in some third world country whose name you can't pronounce and has too many syllables
Step #4: Welcome to the YouTube Ghetto - enjoy your stay

by Random Man! May 7, 2012