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German corn dog

When you put a wooden stick down a man's urethra and eat the corn from his ass while holding the stick.
Walter was hungry so I gave him a german corn dog.
by Jason mcgregor March 5, 2021
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German

The easiest language in the world:

Zeug = things
Fahrzeug = Drive thing = car
Werkzeug = Work thing = tool
Grünzeug = Green thing = Plant
Flugzeug = Fly thing = Plane
The German accent is hard to get rid of.
by EinsMalte September 20, 2022
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Angry german boy

Fangirl: omg I love my angry german boy (uwu's intensifys)
by Levi Ackerman tho February 26, 2020
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German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.
I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.
by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 16, 2022
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The German Tissue Box

The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box
Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?

Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.

Person 1: right on!
by Kevin Sanchez February 6, 2018
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German Grave

The act of when a small group if people (3-6) dig up a dead body. They then apoint a leader to begin reciting Adolf Hitler quotes while rapping the deceased body; the other in the others watch and perform the Nazi salute and this act occurs
Finnaly I got to be the leader of the group for our annual German Grave retreat.
by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024
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Germanic languages

Pronunciation: /dʒərˈmænɪk ˈlæŋɡwɪdʒɪz/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Germanic Languages (phrase, proper noun) - A collection of Indo-European languages that are deemed undesirable due to their perceived profane and blasphemous nature. These are regarded as languages associated with demonic or malign influences. The terms are to be viewed with suspicion and avoided whenever possible.

Significance:
• It identifies “Germanic Languages” as a distinct linguistic group.
• It presents these languages as inherently negative and undesirable.
• It attributes a demonic or malign quality to them.
• It denotes them as blasphemous and profane.
• It advocates for their avoidance in the context of the American English language.
Examples:
• “The Germanic Languages represent a corrupted form of expression.”
• “It is advised that you avoid the use of Germanic Languages due to their malign nature.”
• “Those who speak Germanic Languages are to be viewed with suspicion.”
• “The Germanic Languages possess a blasphemous and profane quality that is to be avoided.”
• “The sounds of Germanic Languages are often viewed as disturbing.”
• "Unfortunately, I abhor the Germanic languages because they are vulgar and derogatory."
by Dmitrio January 10, 2025
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