Gio è la tipica ragazza italiana che a volte può sembrarti stranaaa. Segue Harry Styles e già questo le dà 10 punti in più. Ascolta anche Achille Lauro, altri 5 punti. Ha più complessi che neuroni e questo la rende la ragazza più insicura del pianeta. Se non sai consolarla stai zitto e ascolta. La sua vita è più incasinata dei film, quindi devi saperla consolare, perchè lei lo farebbe con te. Sa dare ottimi consigli su come mandare a fanculo tutti. Ascoltali. Dice sempre daje come soluzione al suicidio. Ha fondato un club antiputtane che si chiama daje, letteralmente. Se non rispondi alle chiamate potrebbe insultarti e rinfacciarti il fatto di essere nata, quindi rispondi e ascoltala. A differenza di altre persone di cui non faremo nomi, si definisce un'amica e lo dimostra davvero. Devi starle vicino e non devi prendere questa cosa come un dovere, ma come un piacere. Puoi parlarle di letteralmente tutto, anche delle lunghezze delle provette. Non abbatterti se è troppo figa e ti fa sentire una merda. Non ci puoi fare nulla, è bella. Ti amo, non ammazzarti che mi servi. :)) <3
by sof.figa November 21, 2021
Get the Gio (female)mug. 1 being the most unattractive of all, 10 or (the dime) being the most attractive looking female out of the crowd.
1-10 Female attractiveness scale), 1 being the most unattractive of all, 10 or (the dime) being the most attractive looking female out of the crowd.
by Lil Pisser September 6, 2016
Get the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale)mug. Mistaken google translation of the word #mesugaki.
In the Japanese language there's a phenomenon called rendaku, which causes a voiceless consonant to become voiced (in this case the letter "k" becomes "g"). Prefix "mesu" (jap. 雌 written in kana as めす / メス ) means female animal or plant. The translator mistakenly took the word #mesugaki ( jap. メスガキ = female brat) for the "mesukaki" (female oyster) undergoing rendaku.
In the Japanese language there's a phenomenon called rendaku, which causes a voiceless consonant to become voiced (in this case the letter "k" becomes "g"). Prefix "mesu" (jap. 雌 written in kana as めす / メス ) means female animal or plant. The translator mistakenly took the word #mesugaki ( jap. メスガキ = female brat) for the "mesukaki" (female oyster) undergoing rendaku.
by sobbingmess April 29, 2024
Get the Female oystermug. The monthly process where some women members of the military are let go because they are suffering from PMSD.
by MarionWebster January 10, 2018
Get the female dischargemug. The phrase is usually shown alongside with a peeking image of the character Megamind from the 2010 film Megamind
Identical to No bitches? but formal i guess?
Identical to No bitches? but formal i guess?
A: Josh doesn't go outside and he plays league all day. He get no bitches
B: He has a severe lack of female companions? you're saying?
B: He has a severe lack of female companions? you're saying?
by Caotriken December 30, 2023
Get the A severe lack of female companions?mug. This is a girl you will probably meet in high school that has a huge obsession over you. They will call you their boyfriend even though you never talk with them or start converstations with them. Being around you they will try their best to make you feel as uncomfortable as possible and even trying to get sexual with you for no goddamn reason. Even though she has no reason to like you and you dont even look that pretty. She looks like a supermodel and has perfect hair/ Or is emo and wears chokers and black makeup and makes her skin color completely pale. You will never understand why they like you so much in this creepy way because you never can see being a family with the girl in the future knowing that you are completely diffferent. You will not be safe from kids like this if you are 13 - 16 Years of age.
You: *Breathing*
Emo girl: I love you, I want you to stick your dick inside me and have babies with me until I cum. And after that we can have a nice house and I can love you everyday and hold you sexually. I want you to lick me from head to toe and smother me in your goo. Please daddy, Let us embrace and be together forever
Kid: What the frick. I never talk to you and You are a hella Creepy female.
Girl: but I want you inside me OwO
Kid: *Runs Away*
Girl: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME SENPAI!!!
Kid: fuck you whore
Girl: I love it when you call me that
Kid: *Runs Faster*
Emo girl: I love you, I want you to stick your dick inside me and have babies with me until I cum. And after that we can have a nice house and I can love you everyday and hold you sexually. I want you to lick me from head to toe and smother me in your goo. Please daddy, Let us embrace and be together forever
Kid: What the frick. I never talk to you and You are a hella Creepy female.
Girl: but I want you inside me OwO
Kid: *Runs Away*
Girl: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME SENPAI!!!
Kid: fuck you whore
Girl: I love it when you call me that
Kid: *Runs Faster*
by i am so epic 2007 March 14, 2019
Get the Creepy femalemug. by khatumo October 29, 2020
Get the female dervishmug.