evan malone

a fool a meat eater freak

oh shit ur an evan malone

by ainekellly July 15, 2019

Evan Atkins

A pimp ass broski whose ex is a bitch but he still tapped that

Hey look at Evan Atkins. He’s so sexy

by I Make Girls Queef February 4, 2021

Julian evans

A camp maths teacher who likes to hand out oranges and over pronounce his words

Julian evans is such a great teacher

by totallygaymaddy March 8, 2021

my loml evan

someone who is very kind and has a very cute butthole. he loves deeply and makes u feel like a little kid on christmas simply by hanging out with him. he’s scared of poop and diapers (or maybe he loves them). he’s very creatively gifted and talented and creates incredible, original art pieces and has a way of making it seem effortless. he’s very intelligent and knows so many things. mini library. very good kisser and even better dick.

them: i’ve never been with someone who is perfect and amazing and loves me deeply
me: of course you haven’t you aren’t dating my loml evan

by love u xoxo December 21, 2020

william evan blumberg

Sexy as fuck

you look like william evan blumberg

by RaNDOM DUDES !#$%^ February 23, 2017

Evan

Evan is the guy everyone hates. He is ugly, rude, and annoying. If you are friends with him he will still make up reasons to hate you.

Evan is gay

by I’m a fakee May 23, 2018

Evan

A lame ass MF that resells shoes and supreme clothing, has a tiny wiener. He also gets no girls and loves noodles and company cuz he’s gay. He has blonde hair and is funny sometimes but most of the time he’s lame. His bff is Noah and he has the biggest boner for him cuz he’s gay. Noah has to turn down his love in the pursuit of a woman of his own.

Evan is a queer

by Joey sense November 15, 2019