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jackhammer disorder

A diagnosis given to males who are unable to connect with their partner on an emotional level during sexual intercourse, resulting in thrusting at a rapid pace in order to ejaculate.
He pounded me so hard last night that my pussy felt like a construction site; I think he might have jackhammer disorder.
by kmrtnz April 25, 2022
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Disord

I'll disord you
by Ugatok November 17, 2022
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Garb personality disorder

People with this change their personalities based on the clothes they wear
Yesterday ken was so quiet, what is this sudden burst of charisma. It must be a case of garb personality disorder
by Quen.asf July 14, 2025
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Sensory processing disorder

sensory processing disorder (shortened term SPD) is when you are either overstimulated or understimulated easily when it comes to certain senses.

when you are overstimulated on a certain sense, you may be more sensitive to it in general and it can stop you from doing certain activities. when you are understimulated on a certain sense, you may need more of that sense to process it correctly. the things you can be understimulated or overstimulated on vary from person to person, which is why one person with SPD can be extremely sensitive to sound while another can be less sensitive to sound than average, which is why you should not self diagnose SPD (or any mental disorder) because the symptoms highly vary.

The things you can be sensitive or non sensitive to include but don't limit to: Sight, Smell, Hearing, Taste, Touch, Balance, Light, ECT. If you suspect that you may have SPD or any other mental disorder, stop reading this and self diagnosing, go talk to someone about it, and get a diagnostic AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Sensory processing disorder usually means you're overly sensitive to stimuli that other people are not. But the disorder can cause the opposite effect, too. In these cases, it takes more stimuli to impact you. On the other hand, lack of sensory input can impact your social and emotional health.
by s0_very_b0red December 22, 2023
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Bi-PFP Disorder

people who change their pfp too often and can never settle for one are considered to have Bi-PFP Disorder
Tim -hey, spiritz and nevify must have Bi-PFP Disorder they change their pfp at least 3 times a day. John - Ikr they must have it they are such losers
by tpneospike November 16, 2021
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DICK RIDING DISORDER (DRD

Dick riding disorder (DRD) is a disorder that usually affects 1-4 people at a time, typically during an argument or conflict between two different parties
I argued with him and his 3 other friends jump in to defend him

dick riding disorder (DRD)
by DADDYTURTLEMILK May 30, 2022
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extremely funny disorder

when a person is literally the funniest person alive and no one can compete to how funny they are
you know ___ they’ve been diagnosed with extremely funny disorder..”
by jinglyfog October 2, 2023
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