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pre hondo depression

Pre-hondo depression is the sadness you feel before taking a massive shit.
Hondoer: *cries* this hondo is making me feel so bad-
probably my pre hondo depression kicking up *intense sobbing*
by bigstinkmilf October 27, 2021
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Type 15 Depression

When you reach peak despair and went mentally insane in Valorant.
Jaydon - *gets run and headshotted*
Jaydon - "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
Jaydon's mom - "What is wrong with you Jaydon? This game has literally made your life miserable. You're even taking out your anger by beating your brother up. I'm taking you to a therapist."

Therapist - "Your son has Type 15 Depression."
by patonhill January 9, 2021
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purple rain depression

The feeling of being high and depressed at the same time
Hi my name is quan and I have purple rain depression. I just popped two and I want to kill my self.
by Dirty_Dawg December 15, 2016
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go commit depression

making someone get depression no reverse cards or no u nothing can stop this.
by unteched March 20, 2021
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post-ending depression

A state of melancholy following the ending of an engaging story.

The great show you watched came to a finale, you finished a thrilling game or read the last chapter of a well-written book and now you feel sad, empty, you're processing what happened - that's post-ending depression.
Johnny: What's up, you look kinda sad.
Jackie: Oh, it's nothing. Just post-ending depression.

Johnny: What'd that be?
Jackie: I finished playing Cyberpunk 2077 and the ending hit me hard. I didn't expect █████ to die and when the credits theme started pla-
Johnny: You fucking dickwipe! Why'd you spoil it for me like that huh?
Jackie: What? I didn't think you wanted to play the game, you said it sucked!
Johnny: Your mom sucks! My dick! Every Tuesday!
Jackie: That's it! I'm gonna shut that dirty mouth of yours up!
*both start to kiss violently*
by Johnny Silverdick August 17, 2022
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Post Kimcert Depression

The feeling you have once you leave a Kim Dracula concert often one of sadness, longing, and depression.
Leaving the concert has given me post kimcert depression.

I miss seeing Kim in concert. I have pkd, post kimcert depression.
by LXXLoveRoulette July 24, 2023
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daylight savings depression

The sudden influx of sadness that occurs after daylight savings time in the fall, when people struggle to become re-acquainted with the soul-crushing darkness outside that now occurs at 5pm.
I have such a serious case of daylight savings depression that all I want to do when I get off work is order takeout and watch "Murder, She Wrote" marathons.
by xDrewB April 20, 2018
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