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dead-birder

A socially awkward person who tries to impress pretty office girls by giving them useless trinkets. Most often done anonymously. Similar to how some pets might leave dead animals on the house steps.
The office dead-birder was so enamored by the new intern, he left an old dusty can koozie on her chair that he won at the company picnic 5 years ago.
by Hellbilly_666 March 27, 2015
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dead scary

To have a very hideous and displeasing face.
Daquan - Yo she got the body but you peeped her face?
Tay - Yeah bro her face dead scary.
by Mell.McCrimon May 10, 2015
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Dead Thumb

When one is so high, they're unable to use their thumb to ignite their lighter themselves.
"Dude can you light the bowl for me? I've got dead thumb."
by Mau. T October 6, 2015
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Waking the dead

The act of resuscitating a person who has gone into respiratory arrest from a heroin or heroin/fentanyl overdose with naloxone. heroin, fentanyl, percocet, oxycontin, narcotics, overdose, addiction, addict, drug abuse, drug cartel
On my way to work, I witnessed an EMT waking the dead. There was a guy lying in the street with a syringe in his arm and after the he got a shot of naloxone, he started breathing and regained consciousness. It was supernatural!
by joecoolthefool September 3, 2016
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Moaning Dead

When you eat so much that you are in a PAINFUL food coma, where your only form of communication is in the form of moans and groans.
After he had eaten 5 cheeseburgers and a steak , it was evident that he had joined the ranks of the Moaning Dead.
by LeeOwnE October 1, 2016
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dead on site

It means someone wants to fight you right at that second.
Girl#1: I don't like you
Girl#2: Dead on site. Come on!
by Dead On Site April 3, 2016
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Dead Mis

Friends: Let’s go to field of screams!
Me: Dead mis, I don’t want to die.
by J Orr December 1, 2018
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