computer

A device for playing games or work and school;
Probably the device you are using right now.

We played games in the school computer.

by ptsn March 2, 2023

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Competitive dating

1. Competing with other couples to prove which couple has a better relationship
2. Dating purely for the purpose of increasing the number of people you have dated
3. Dating for the purpose of increasing your body count

1. Competitive dating isn’t for me. I don’t think it’s fulfilling to try and prove the quality of your relationship

2. I like competitive dating. I’m now at 175.

by nyxusz March 3, 2023

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compewter

A super-slow data-processor --- i.e., it really needs to "get da lead out".

Heavy metals are no longer used in cooking/eating utensils, and so modern-day electronic "brains" do not include much of said toxic elements, either --- dat is why da name for these machines is spelled "computer" now, rather than "compewter".

by QuacksO March 7, 2023

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Computersafting

Taking juice out of a computer, and injecting it into the tip of a penis, otherwise known as reverse pee.

I do love computersafting my gay boyfriend

by Frong69 March 16, 2023

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ComputerTomfooleryDungleButton

The act of taking apart someone else computer, blending it until it is a fine powder of computer parts, mixing it with protein powder, mixing with milk, then serving to the owner of the computer.

Josh, "Where is my custom built gaming pc?!"
Jamal, "We do a little ComputerTomfooleryDungleButton."

by r8fkegd9emode83d April 3, 2023

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