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Christian Dyrehauge

Maybe the best player to have ever played on nørre åby efterskole. He is also known as Hestelort, Hestehauge and Piphans
I am maybe the best player to have ever played on this school - qouted bu Christian Dyrehauge (Hestelort)
by Lord penetrator April 9, 2021
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closet christians

Athiests who harbor unreasonable resentment towards God. How can they resent something that by definition they don't believe in? Also, put any athiest on their deathbed and they'll be the first to pray for mercy.
"Oh my god, he's shooting at me! Please, God, don't let him kill me! NOOOOOOOO!" (bang bang)
by Myles McOmp March 27, 2004
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Christian Fahey

an emo boy that goes to high school that; is full of himself when he has got nothing to show off; laughs at his own jokes that aren't even funny; and hides his homosexuality by dating more than a few girls.

Synonym: fagboy
Who is that douche over there?

I dont know, but he is totally a Christian Fahey!
by /.\./.\./.\./.\./.\./.\./.\ January 11, 2011
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Christian Hernandez

A small kid who likes boys, but doesnt like being called gay so he dates girls that look like men and he has a small penis and zero intelligence
Person 1,”You are such a Christian Hernandez
Person 2,”no u”
by Bigpapi2458 November 20, 2018
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e-Christian

A self-professed Christian, or one who defends Christians or Christianity from criticism, whose Internet presence (as part of a discussion forum, website author, etc.) manifests in at least one (but usually more) of the following ways:

1)ignorance of fundamental scientific concepts
2)inability to form and/or comprehend logically valid arguments
3)inability to understand the importance of logically valid arguments in general
4)quoting the Bible for the purpose of proving something to an audience that clearly does not consider it authoritative
5)an unconquerable sense of Christian superiority
6)mindlessly parroting the worst and most widely used Christian apologists' arguments
7)inability or stubborn unwillingness to see things from the perspective of a non-Christian
"After arguing with all these e-Christians, I'm not surprised that people stereotype Christians as being stupid and uneducated."
by Jo'Mamma May 3, 2008
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Christian Threesome

A relationship that involves a man, a woman, and God.
Example of Timmy professing his love in a Christian Threesomes: "God I love you so much"
by maschinetheist November 7, 2011
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Christian Rock

Bands that are Christian, or preach about Christian values. The songs are just like other rock songs, but not with cusses every 6 words and offers good advice in the lyrics. Topics cover Suicide, Terrorism, Bullying, Cutting, Being left out, etc....

Most people do not give Christian music a chance, because they saw South Park and said "ZOMG ROFL TATS GHEY!!1!11FOUR" In reality, Christian rock has a LOT of hit songs and bands, whether you need it to pump you up, mellow you out, or just plain rock with friends.

Most people do not realize it, but many popular bands today are Christian bands.
Examples of Famous Christian Rock bands/singers

P.O.D
Switchfoot
Underoath
Skillet
Red
Hawk Nelson
Lifehouse
Kutless
Thousand Foot Krutch

And many more....
by titansmlb102 February 22, 2008
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