Poke the chicken

During sexual intercourse when the female starts finger fucking the male's anus

My girlfriend likes to poke the chicken because she likes the feeling when her finger bounces out of my anus.

by JayJay123 May 26, 2011

Feed'in the chicken

A hip new dance that requires the dancer to hold a fictional "feed bag" in one hand and use the other arm to spread the feed amongst ones fellow dancers.

The best way to "feed the chicken" is by using a smooth fluid motion from left to the right.

Perfecting this dance will attract members of the opposite at an alarming rate so make sure you are prepared. Proper preparation and execution of this tactic will guarantee you a trip to the boneyard.

Q: What are you doing?
A: Its this cool new dance, spreading quicker than the plague.

Q: What do you call it?
A: Feed'in the chicken

by Feed Masta January 19, 2008

chicken heart

ok this is tricky and takes some practice and a real professional genital magician to pull of. clamping your ball sack with one hand and leaving a little air room. while squeezing you ball sack, make sure you mimic the heartbeat of any individual. give it a few squezzes in a row . if done correctly your ball sack will pulsate through the opening made with yuor hand, thus representing a chicken heart. a.k.a. the gorrilla kidney

" Check out the looks of my chicken heart"

by Red Robin March 10, 2005

Chicken Surprise

How the wait staff refers to Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers and Spinach Vomit-bombs at weddings; when the guests ask what one of these disgusting hors d'oeuvres is, the wait staff will say "Chicken Surprise." What happens next usually results in the waiter getting written up or even fired, but it's usually worth it.

Obnoxious Guest: "Hey, what's this thing here?"
Waiter: "Chicken Surprise."
Obnoxious Guest: "Hmph, this doesn't taste like it's chicken."
Waiter, with a fuck-you smile: "Surprise."

by JustAnotherGuy March 18, 2010

Chicken Chode

When you go to chickfilla and when you order a chicken sandwich and find a slimy chode in it when you take the first bite

Mommy i found a chicken chode in my sandwich.

by Dwrek June 14, 2008

CHICKEN FETISH

WHEN SOME ONE HAS A SEXUAL FEELING TOWARDS CHICKENS CRAVING THEM ON A DAILY BASIS.

CARMEN HAS A CHICKEN FETISH SHE CANT KEEP HER HANDS FROM THEM.

by peppersweetcorn225 April 20, 2018

Chicken Bender

A classic douche bag move to inflict pain upon an innocent victim. When your friend reaches up high to get an item off a shelf with both hands, you come up behind and karate chop him with both hands right under the exposed rib cage. The resulting pain will cause him to grab his sides (his arms will now look like chicken wings) and bend over in agony, looking like a chicken bending over to peck the ground as he bobs up and down to catch his breath.

Look, my brother is turning blue. I just gave him a Chicken Bender he won't soon forget.

by Bushrod Johnson August 30, 2009