car porn

Any type of media (especially film) which exhibits particularly excessive depictions of cars. For example, depictions of drifting, burnouts, crashes, camera angles, etc. so excessive, numerous and repeated that they highly resemble the cinematographic structure of filmed sex acts.

The films Ronin and Smokey and the Bandit are car porn. Videos that solely focus on continuous repeated car shots are also car porn.

by ara s. January 6, 2009

american car

The very best cars that have ever rolled across the Earth's paved surfaces. They're fast, powerful, tough, and can take an incredible beating, and on top of that, they're usually as reliable as any Japanese ricer. People often claim Japanese cars are better, but that's only because the only way they can reach the power of an American car is by turning them into piece of shit ricers.

Yesterday, my friend Bobby tried to overtake me on his Volkswagen Jetta twice. But he failed. His piece of shit European car was no match for my Pontiac Sunfire. My car is a true American Car.

by Da_Nuke April 28, 2007

hot car

When a driver of the opposite sex as the passenger calibrates the heat settings in an automobile to full heat output, and positions all blowers to point in the general direction of the passenger.

Hot car is successfully reached when the occupant claims, "My skin is burning". Attempts by the passenger to re-calibrate heat settings to a more comfortable level is met with a sturdy slap on the hand.

"That bitch whined about being cold so I pulled a hot car on her."

by Konrad May 12, 2004

Stop the car!

Response to something that seems incredible or unbelievable.

thing 1:' Dude, I hit the lotto for 5 million dollars yesterday.'
thing 2: 'Stop the car!'

by tweetlife June 11, 2009

car moshing

Hardcore dancing adapted to the passenger seats of the car.
Since it is stationary, all that is required is timing. The rest is just flippin' out.

We were car moshing when we rolled up to the red light. We were blasting hotcross.

by harblHARBL January 22, 2007

Clown-Car

To allow for more than the maximum suggested persons to ride in a car, as clowns do in the circus. Generally when there are more people in a car than there are seats.

"Damn its cold outside, the 8 of you guys shouldnt be walking, get in my whip, we'll "clown-car" it tonight.

by John M. S. December 18, 2007

car jam

A term used to describe driving in Auckland City New Zealand where the traffic is more congested than Hong Kong.

Thanks to a dumb arse profiteering government and the GFY council mafia parasites.

Sure, just car jam over to my house.

ok I'm already car jamming now...

by fu manchu magic July 30, 2017