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person 1: Yo bro do you wanna buy this phone of me on paypal

person 2: Nah g i ain’t tryna get bumped
by Sam sheffield April 8, 2019
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Bumps on a Log

It's that thing when one gay guy puts his testicles on another gay guys' penis. (From Saturday Night Live)
Gay guy: "hey you want to have relations?"
Other gay guy: "only if you do Bumps on a Log..."
by Blazed_Dorito April 12, 2019
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keyboard bumping

To talk hot shit over yo phone/tablet/computer keyboard
Brianna: im deadass sick of Jasmine keyboard bumping

Angel: dead da shit, tell her to send the addy
by rarenigs June 4, 2019
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Thumbsy-Bump

When you and a bro each stick their thumb up their ass and bump knuckles while turned backwards
Me and and the bros always thumbsy-bump at the end of a party. Last night me and kyle did a frontwards thumbsy-bump, our dicks touched but no homo.
by Thumbsy-bumper June 19, 2019
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by koochieciller September 24, 2019
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Bump Cushion

A large (or small) ball of dough creating a 1:1:1:1 mixture of crisco, whole wheat flour, sugar, and borax, designed to poison cockroaches through dehydration.
Hank: “Dude, what is this giant glob of

dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I

made this morning.”
by SmallBoyJohnson October 12, 2019
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SPEED BUMP

I thought I hit a speed bump until it started screaming
by JakePersonYT September 4, 2019
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