A blue sandwich is when you are having sex with another person and you slide your butt cheeks over your partners mouth and then you "beat the meat" (masturbate) and then you "mayonnaise" or ejaculate all over the other persons stomach, and then you put the top bun (you) on and 69 the other partner making sure to get the mayonnaise on both sides of the bun and meat
"Me and Mikaela made a Blue Sandwich on Swedish Bread last night"
"Me and Mikaela made a Blue Sandwich on Swedish Bread last night"
"Want to try a Blue Sandwich tonight? its the special of the day"
"I made a blue sandwich last night with my girlfriend and trust me...it was the best sandwich i ever had"
"Me and Mikaela made a Blue Sandwich on Swedish Bread last night"
"Want to try a Blue Sandwich tonight? its the special of the day"
"I made a blue sandwich last night with my girlfriend and trust me...it was the best sandwich i ever had"
by ScottyBoy22 February 24, 2010

the color that no crayon can capture. a color that is never the same everyday. it changes all the time. sky blue is the color of the sky. duh
person 1: what color do you think the sky is?
person 2: uh sky blue. why?
person 1:is there a crayon for it?
person 2: no. because the sky always changes color...dumbass
person 2: uh sky blue. why?
person 1:is there a crayon for it?
person 2: no. because the sky always changes color...dumbass
by manny.bby June 23, 2008

by Nobodylikesme November 29, 2018

"blue bus" was a street name for a powerful painkiller called oxymorphone in the 60's. its mentioned in "The End" by The Doors.
"The blue bus is calling us" = addiction.
"The blue bus is calling us" = addiction.
Jim Morrision loved him some drugs!
Fuck urbandictionary im only putting blue bus in this example cause i have to. Someone's getting kicked in the heart
Fuck urbandictionary im only putting blue bus in this example cause i have to. Someone's getting kicked in the heart
by marlborosmooths4life March 3, 2009

by 530snow December 19, 2008

something that you should never google in your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it is the sickest, vilest thing you will ever see in your life!
it will scar you forever
it is the sickest, vilest thing you will ever see in your life!
it will scar you forever
i typed blue waffle in google and hit im feeling lucky
i was scarred for life and never used google again
im a bing person now
i was scarred for life and never used google again
im a bing person now
by Poopy Pingu May 1, 2010

A tragic condition affecting women similar to Blue Balls, where the labia becomes engorged in preparation for penetration, and circumstances leave the labia untouched or unsatisfied. While not as severe as Blue Balls in terms of physical pain, I think we can all agree an untouched labia is appalling.
by SBeezy-Beezle January 12, 2011
