bird-lady

An english teacher that caws like a bird and makes randy jokes like "Calpurnia should get on the stick." She can be noticed by her noah and the ark dress, and she keeps information on all of her students in a desk drawer, "just in case." She lives in a tree.

"I hated English today."

"Yeah, that woman is such a bird-lady."

by Billiemarie Marshall June 17, 2008

Bird Condom

Where you gut a bird and use it as a condom. Usually used as a last resort on prom night. Slogans include: "Protect your pecker with a pecker".."Don't bang your bird without your bird".."Let the bird see your worm".."Birds love seeds, give them your seed"

Elliot had nothing to use on prom night, as a last minute thought he gutted this poor sparrow and made a Bird Condom. He used that instead, safe to say for the least of it, he protected his pecker.

by Liquailliam May 17, 2014

Boner Birds

Fellatio performed while playing the ever-popular iPhone app, Angry Birds

My Boner Birds from my girlfriend was awesome last night right before I went to bed.

by TDC512 October 16, 2010

HOE BIRD

An attractive female only interested in some quick action with a morally lacking man.Although it can be used to insult the female persuasion, it is generally a rather common occurence.Wants the excitement of the chase but none of the drama of a relationship.
Slang for hoochie, but with positive conotations. "Girl, you a crazy ass hoe bird!!"
Not to be confused with hoodrat, as this female is in complete control of her actions and takes a certain amount of pride in all that she endeavors to complete.

"Man, that girl be a hoe bird, trying to get a lunch meet at the Rode Hard Motel."

by Chellegab June 13, 2008

Bird Guitar

When a person plays an "air guitar" but uses his penis for the strings.

Perry played the best bird guitar solo to "Guns N Roses - November Rain"

by MarcD August 22, 2006

angry bird

Hanging from the ceiling fan and taking a dump on your girl from above like an angry bird

Got a little too drunk and gave the old lady an angry bird

by mrpalermo March 6, 2018

Pickle Bird

DEFINITION 1: kool kids under pressure

DEFINITION 2: deceased striaght male
due to liver, kidney, or resputory failure

EXAMPLE 1: JOHN WENT TO THE PARK TO KICK IT WITH HIS FRIENDS BUT HIS EX WAS THERE AND HE FELT LIKE HE WAS A PICKLE BIRD (UNDER PRESSURE)


EXAMPLE 2: MIKE DIED DUE TO NATURAL CAUSE (PICKLE BIRD)

by JOSHY206 January 3, 2009