Ben 

Ben is funny and endearing. He is endlessly talented; he even befriended an army of camels and they serve loyally beside him. He has an incredible gift for art and giving advice and comfort. He will always look out and support his friends whilst being open and sweet himself. He is the best kind of man the greenest and most verdant of all green flags. Cherish your ben. Or he will set his camels on you

Did you see that guy I bet he was a Ben!!

Ben by Camelworshiper October 28, 2023

Ben 

A kind guy who is very smart and gives the best hugs only a few people know who he is in love with, he is so hilarious and is also dumb-witted to who likes him.

"I love ben but I don't know if he likes me back."
"Ask his friends they might know but he is such a Ben so they might not even know."

Ben by Somebody.?. October 29, 2023

Ben 

A morbidly obese person

I just saw Ben eating at McDonald’s again

Ben by strawbeeries89 November 20, 2023

Ben 

A morbidly obese person

“Omg I just saw Ben eating at McDonald’s again.”

Ben by strawbeeries89 November 20, 2023

Ben 

A morbidly obese person

“There’s ben eating his 10th burger”

Ben by strawbeeries89 November 20, 2023

Ben 

A morbidly obese person

“There’s ben eating his 10th burger”

Ben by strawbeeries89 November 20, 2023

Ben 

Ben is a proper sound cunt. Half horse half man his cock is massive. Lads love him, the ladies love him more and parents despise him. He’s a shagging machine on legs, a sex weapon, a true connoisseur of clunge. He’s been awarded The People’s Choice Magazine “I’ll just walk back home from town award at 5pm while absolutely leathered” award for the 4th year running.

You can find him down the local getting stuck into a few pints and lobbing bricks at the resident junkies.

Ben is a top lad.

“That Ben gheez is thundercunting bricks at the homeless again”

Ben by Definitely not called Ben November 21, 2023