Flesh bat

My husband loves to swing on my pussy with his flesh bat, till he knocks one out of the park, and cums all the way home.
by Evond Kiss March 10, 2023
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bat polish

A bat polish is a hand job at a sports theme hair cut place.
The hair stylist washed my hair and massaged my scalp and forehead, She saw that I was aroused and finished off with a bat polish. Happy ending!
by richie69 January 08, 2019
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daft bat

A male aged woman who does stupid things
Look at that daft bat trying to squeeze in there- that parking space was clearly too small
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Bat Rash

A Bat Rash is where an individual shaves the bat symbol into his genital region. After a few days, one would develop the dreaded rash due to regrowth of stubborn hairs further ruining the Bat Symbol design.
Woah Mark!! How's the bat rash doing?

It's so irritating man!
by batrashman October 27, 2011
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Brown batting

When one feels frisky in the middle of the night and feels it's an opportune time to fornicate with their mate while in a sleeping state.
If you come into our room you may find us brown batting
by MaggieJayne June 14, 2017
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devil winged bat

A devil winged bat is like a night howler somebody whose eyes are as big and is dilated as possible who is constantly following you around like a little devil on your shoulder who has wings and can fly from one side of the room to the other and turn off every light right behind you without you seeing them and in front of you without you seeing them to close you in and cleans up and picks up everything you put down and try to come back to it before you even get to get back to it or you can see it and it's gone. So it sketches you the f*** out to the point you believe that hilariously like puppet dracula; it must want your blood/ party favors/ goodies in the basket.
My mother Nicole 1/3rd of the time is a DEVIL WINGED BAT, 1/2 SHY OF A TERODACTYL ON MSN AND STERROIDS WITH A HINT OF I JUST TOOK MY AMBIEN ITS OKAY I DONT DO PILLS, I JUST TAKE WHATS PRESCRIBED -love your little cluckie ass batty tee.
by Lilbabygrem February 25, 2022
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phat bat

(question) you going out tonight?
(answer) no, just going to phat bat.
by pillsa February 03, 2008
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