Brady

So, I was climbing this tree and I totally forgot that I had a milkshake earlier. I couldn't make it out of the tree in time and my pants ending up getting caught on a branch being completely ripped from my body. At this point in time, I had managed to make it out of the tree... Only to realise I had left an enormous trail of Brady all over the tree, as well as my family below...

Dude, you smell like absolute Brady.

by Cisz0r May 4, 2020

Brady

A good boyfriend or friend at first then he will stock and hunt you down and choke you with his balls.

Brady was my best friend then he choked me with his balls

by Cgifeygsud May 7, 2020

Brady

Brady is usually a guy who acts like he is strong, but in reality he is not. Brady is also not the tallest person you will meet in life. Brady doesn’t have that long of a dick either, he has a dick that is short and wide.

Can you grab me the Brady paper so I can wipe my a**

by Godandjesus2846392 May 12, 2020

Brady

Brady is just an extremely gay boy. He loves to play Fortnite and brag about it to his friends. He is sporty and wears clothing that is way too small for him.

Brady is gay

by Aidan the goat May 19, 2020

brady

a guy who never shaves his pubes

wow that guy has a big bush!
yea look at that grizzly dick

his name must be brady

by yeetyeet123 August 2, 2020

Brayden

A boy, usually about 13-16 years old, will always stay up till 6am to simp for girls instead of playing with the boys. Very common in The USA.

Note: When simping for girls on snapchat, there is no such thing as time for Brayden.

Hey, look its Brayden, the SIMP!

Hey Brayden, who’s girl did you simp for today?

BRAYDEN, MORE LIKE SIMPEN’

by Simpcatcher1943 May 31, 2020

Brady

Brady is that guy that has the most sexy blue eyes and dirty blonde hair. Every girl he meets is blown away by his awesomeness. He is probably the most funny guy you will meet. He is very kind, caring and every chick in 3 zip codes can feel his presence almost like how you can smell your moms cooking as soon as you walk in the door. Oh yeah did I mention he can whoop anyone’s tail in 2.00845 seconds.

Did you see that Brady kid? Yes I knew I could smell that sweet aroma of awesomeness.

by Bjh05 June 1, 2020