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My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...
A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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star wars boyfriend

a nerdy guy whom particularly likes star wars & star wars like media
“i really wish i had a star wars boyfriend
by Lee_isAloser September 13, 2022
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A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.
"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"
by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023
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Boyfriend

To be a boyfriend to someone. "Boyfriend" used as a verb.
"Ella is so pretty."
"I know, I really wanna boyfriend her."
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) January 3, 2020
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bar boyfriend

A boy that you strictly talk to only on the weekends, who buys you drinks, and stays on your side at all times.
Her bar boyfriend was the eye candy, the one who stood next to her and bought her drinks that night
by Malpalisawesome11 March 16, 2021
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national ride your boyfriend day

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you know it’s may 10th?”
“yeah?”
okay. it’s national ride your boyfriend day?
by khloe castillo May 10, 2024
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Shalee’s Boyfriend

The guy in a relationship/dating a girl named Shalee, they may kiss hold hands and/or hug.. he loves her so much!!
Shalee’s boyfriend loves to ride horses !
by Kaden Mack November 14, 2023
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