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bloody whoop

A state of being totally messed up, screwed over, or in a chaotic situation, realizing it all stemmed from past uncontrollable excitement or impulsive decisions. It’s the moment when the thrill of the past catches up and the consequences hit hard.
Quitting my job to start a spontaneous road trip seemed like a great idea at the time... now I'm stuck in the desert with no gas. Bloody whoop.

We went all-in on that crazy business idea, and now we're drowning in debt. Bloody whoop.

I thought getting matching tattoos with my ex was a fun idea. Fast forward to the breakup, and now I'm stuck with her name on my arm. Bloody whoop.

I was so excited about refactoring the entire codebase in one night, but now the app is broken and the deployment is a disaster. Bloody whoop.
by oooveee joenson September 26, 2024
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Bloodie

Person 1: Ouch! I think I just popped a bloodie!
Person 2: Damn me too!!
by cat37lover August 18, 2021
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Bloody Mason

Rotten tooth, gingivitis loogie cum shot in a shot glass.
Andrew took a Bloody Mason and now has covid.
by OlDirtyJews666 August 3, 2022
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bleeding bloody

Not reference to a horse that kicks an English gentleman
the english gentleman doesnt get bleeding bloody when he gets kicked
by Noob Sack 420 September 18, 2013
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Bloody Ranch

When you cum in a woman while shes on her period.
I left a load in my woman while she was bleeding, gave her that bloody ranch injection!
by Lawless123 April 15, 2021
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Bloody Sunday

A Bloody Sunday is when you eat a girl out on her period
“Dude, my girl was on her period so I gave her a Bloody Sunday.”
by RunningPotatoes March 6, 2020
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Bloody Murphy

When someone hocks a fat loogie and it has traces of blood in it.
Wow! Did you see that old man just hock a Bloody Murphy right there on the sidewalk!?!?! GROSS!
by DizzyNuts April 25, 2025
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