Ben 

When one doesn't wash underneath there finger nails or wash there hands , one may say ive been dirty tonight and done a ben.

"ben gf repeatley goes to the doctors for a yeast infection"

Ben by nhezza95 August 17, 2023

Ben 

A very short furry

person 1: is that a furry?
person 2: yes, and his name is ben.

Ben by definition giver guy August 23, 2023

Ben 

A morbidly obese person

I just saw Ben eating at McDonald’s again

Ben by strawbeeries89 November 20, 2023

Ben 

A morbidly obese person

“Omg I just saw Ben eating at McDonald’s again.”

Ben by strawbeeries89 November 20, 2023

Ben 

A morbidly obese person

“There’s ben eating his 10th burger”

Ben by strawbeeries89 November 20, 2023

Ben 

A morbidly obese person

“There’s ben eating his 10th burger”

Ben by strawbeeries89 November 20, 2023

Ben 

Ben is a proper sound cunt. Half horse half man his cock is massive. Lads love him, the ladies love him more and parents despise him. He’s a shagging machine on legs, a sex weapon, a true connoisseur of clunge. He’s been awarded The People’s Choice Magazine “I’ll just walk back home from town award at 5pm while absolutely leathered” award for the 4th year running.

You can find him down the local getting stuck into a few pints and lobbing bricks at the resident junkies.

Ben is a top lad.

“That Ben gheez is thundercunting bricks at the homeless again”

Ben by Definitely not called Ben November 21, 2023