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Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
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maximized awesomeness

Can't get any better than this; ultimate perfection
Seeing Duran Duran live in concert in 2016 after 30+ years of fandom, for me, was maximized awesomeness.
by daytripr May 22, 2017
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awesomer

"THIS SHIT BE TOTALLY AWESOMER
by lizardfizz September 11, 2021
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Awesome

by Qwrtuk June 9, 2019
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totally awesome day

Hides the acronym TAD which means Total Alien Death. A play on the racist neo-nazi Totally Nice Day meaning Total N***er Death. Popularized by tiktok in a xenophobic trend following “the indomitable human spirit”
John: Remember David, have a totally awesome day.
David: Right back at you
👽: Zeenkie dinkle gorp “Honey im home!” Bogle bink 👽🙏
by Lipton_or_MinuteMaid May 6, 2024
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Miss Awesome

A Girl that is Awesome. She listens to you, She cares for Everyone, she has a golden Heart. Shes' Just awesome.
Often girls with names like "Verity, Chiara, Layla" tend to be real Miss Awesomes.
Girl: *helps Person out*
Person: Youre a real Miss Awesome!
by MadMax_ December 15, 2018
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Awesome Sauce

Something said by your lame uncle or teacher while something mild happens
Gamer 1: Are you winning son
Gamer 2: Wait is that a girl. Wowwww, Wowww. OH. *Slurping noises*
Gamer 1 : Awesome Sauce
by Alexis Mk 2 June 11, 2020
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