When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.
Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
by Awesome crap AKA clean wipe April 3, 2021
Get the Awesome crapmug. by Meawesome21 February 18, 2022
Get the Awesomenessmug. An expression that describes any recent incident that was completely awesome and mind-blowing. Not to be confused with the preppy "tots", pronounced "toats" or "totes". Ew. This phrase is also used to express vague interest in a situation, when used as a reply.
Sit #1:
Friend: Did you just see the triple turn-around toss I just executed flawlessly?
Me:YEEEEES, and that was so freakin' awesome tots.
Friend: Thx. *grinn* I'll try a quadruple this time around.
Sit #2:
Me: Omgs, I'm going to die this weekend cause I haven't finished my lit paper and it's due monday!
Friend: awesome tots.
Me: Wtf? are you even listening?
Friend: what? oh. yeah, listening.
Me: stfu. wahtever.
Friend: Did you just see the triple turn-around toss I just executed flawlessly?
Me:YEEEEES, and that was so freakin' awesome tots.
Friend: Thx. *grinn* I'll try a quadruple this time around.
Sit #2:
Me: Omgs, I'm going to die this weekend cause I haven't finished my lit paper and it's due monday!
Friend: awesome tots.
Me: Wtf? are you even listening?
Friend: what? oh. yeah, listening.
Me: stfu. wahtever.
by Autsel April 23, 2010
Get the awesome totsmug. GET STRAIGHT A's in school and do
all your homework but yet you stay freshh
to death with your Gear and Fly Sneakers soo
your such a NERS-ER-AWESOME-NESS.
all your homework but yet you stay freshh
to death with your Gear and Fly Sneakers soo
your such a NERS-ER-AWESOME-NESS.
Damn kid Your such a Nerd-er-Awesome-ness
because you have to doo all your homework
soo you can goo buy new nike sb dunks and feel
proud of yourself.
your such a damn nerd.
because you have to doo all your homework
soo you can goo buy new nike sb dunks and feel
proud of yourself.
your such a damn nerd.
by RENNe312...ITS REALLY "JENS" WORD THO. December 9, 2008
Get the NERD-ER-AWESOME-NESSmug. The origin of "awesome" was "something that inspires awe". Today the word has evolved to common slang. The original meaning has become somewhat forgotten; the idea of something being awe-inspiring is now shortened to it just being "awesome".
ie: He had the awesome idea of getting the family together for a much needed road trip.
ie: The Grand Canyon is an awesome sight!
ie: This song is awesome, I am buying it today.
ie: The Grand Canyon is an awesome sight!
ie: This song is awesome, I am buying it today.
by intuitself November 27, 2012
Get the Awesomemug. When someone says awesome it has two different meanings, if a male says it, it means, it’s awkward, but i have a crush on you. If a female says it, it just means it’s awkward.
by niceoctopus111 May 23, 2020
Get the Awesomemug. This most awesome person truly stood by the definition of Awesomesauce. So,as an honour, the title upgraded to ASCS.
by PaastaSauce May 19, 2021
Get the Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Saucemug.