american football

A reason for big guys to hug each other while wearing protection.

Is this an american football game, or a softcore porno?

by wordup1250 July 10, 2010

American English

A different (Read wrong) system of spelling the English language used by citizens of the United States who cannot be bothered to learn the correct spelling of simple words.

usually involves missing out letters, switching the order or just using the complete wrong word

closest comparison can be asking a small child to spell a word and making a dogs ears of it.

English spellings: Colour, Centre, Honour, Draught

American English spellings: Color, Center, Honor, Draft

by Steve168762 November 7, 2010

american pie

(1972-1999) One of the greatest songs ever written.
(1999 onward) Some dumb teen comedy with pie fucking.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

American Apparel

Popular hipster clothing staple, where solid-colored t-shirts marked "wholesale" are sold for roughly $15 a pop, when the same shirt could be purchased from Wal*Mart for $4. Then again, Wal*Mart doesn't label its clothing as "CRUELTY/SWEATSHOP FREE!" and is, of course, way too mainstream for the ever-hip still-living-off-parents elite.

San Francisco hipster: I just got three solid-colored shirts at American Apparel, and it only cost me $45! Buying stuff wholesale rocks!

by Humberttt October 28, 2007

gay American

The former govenor of New Jersey, James McGreevey, who resigned from office due to a totally different scandal.

I don't care if your govenor is the Terminator, we were the first state to be governed by a gay American.

by JDW May 4, 2005

American Dream

Getting a blow job while playing video games.

Yo, I bet he can't get the American Dream tonight.

by JHbabyJH January 3, 2010

Halfrican-American

African-American who has white parents, one or both, but refer only to their black heritage.

Barack Obamas and Halle Berrys are Halfrican-American.

by Greggor MacGreggor; TLK October 1, 2008