mocha puppy

Having sex in the doggy position after taking a muddy shit, making the receiver drink your 'mocha' from the bowl.

'bitch i'm sexy me a mocha puppy'
"Did you hear about mary and zach? They broke up after zach tried to pull a Mocha Puppy while they were banging."
"I was really horny after that trip to taco bell, so after painting the toilet bowl with post taco bell shits, I pulled my girl in for a quick mocha puppy"

by ayylamo February 29, 2016

No puppy

I don’t love you

Can I have a puppy.
No puppy, or I don’t love you

by carinsainest July 22, 2023

puppy speak

The baby talk people use when they speak to and pet a dog. The people immediately talk to the dog like it's a little baby even though the dog can't understand them. canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet parents, dog, canine, pet, man's best friend

I get so annoyed when people walk up to my dog and use puppy speak. He's not a little baby people and he can't understand you!

by joecoolthefool March 27, 2016

popcorn puppy

When your at the cinema and you get a boner, so you try to hide it with your popcorn

That film gave me a real popcorn puppy

by Ameliamarch1 July 03, 2017

Puppy Touch

To touch, caress, etc. something soft as you would a puppy.

"His hair looks so soft, I want to Puppy Touch it"
"Wow, look at that blanket, I just Puppy Touched it and it was fantastic"

by pupl0ver234 February 23, 2010

Dom the spunk puppy

an young spunk puppy who's purpose in life is to run around after his superior(s), while they put definitions of him on urban dictionary.com

dom you spunk puppy, after you have finished shinning my shoes go and make me a cup of tea, bitch.

by uncle super schlong June 18, 2003

feed the puppies

slang that a busty stripper, hooter girl or female bartender uses to suggest a tip.

Hooter girl leans over and shows her cleavage and states "feed the puppies" after she serves you a beer.

by RonMark46 December 27, 2013