Steppin on Ducks

A phrase used to conceal multiple flatulance. The individaul passes gas that coincides with each ensuing footstep, in turn creating the illusion that the pedestrian is in fact "steppin on ducks".

Wife: Honey, are farting?
Husband: Nah baby, I'm just steppin on ducks.

"Dang son, this here chili's gonna make step on ducks."

by Jared Knight January 7, 2007

Duck Hunt

The hidden way of saying the cunt.

Oh my god... did you see duck hunt on Snapchat today??

by em2020 March 10, 2017

Duck's ass

Phil Mickelson-esque hair, or when the tail end of your half mullet flips up when you style it or wear a hair.

Check out Phil Mickelson's duck's ass. It's epic.

by Communicator21 March 27, 2011

pulling a duck

when you have a random internet whore pay to fly to come see you.

Im broke, do you think pulling a duck would work to get her down here?

by umm_mickey July 16, 2008

Donald Duck

What Donald Trump's body gaurd called Trump

"Donald! DUCK!"

"Remember when Trump Donald ducked"

*Laughter from the crowd*

by Urban Moderators February 24, 2017

Walking the duck

Walking the duck is when you are either walking naked (only works if your a guy) or you are going commando and your fly is down...thus your little guy escapes and waddles when you walk.

TIM: Today I forgot to zip up, and my coworkers caught me walking the duck.
WORST DAY EVER!

by Nubman3 May 22, 2009

DUCK BURROW

AN UNDERGROUND DWELLING MADE BY THE BURROWING DUCK. THEY TEND TO COLLAPSE UNDER DRUNK PEOPLE CAUSING THEM TO FALL. MORE OF THEM TEND TO APPEAR ON WEEKENDS AND NEAR HOLIDAYS, ESPECIALLY NEW YEAR'S EVE/DAY.

George stepped in a duck burrow, fell uphill and twisted his ankle - he won't be able to come to work today.

by Mike in Ocala February 11, 2010