#1 or #2

#1 or #2 -Usually younger ones say #1 or #2 as an alternative for pee and poop. #1 is pee and #2 is poop. This is how the little ones communicate with their parents what they have to do in the bathroom.

Mother: "Do you have to go #1 or #2?"
Child: "#2!"

by BlueUnicornQueen September 6, 2016

Formula 1

A form of automobile racing in which the drivers are equal - no better, no worse - to those in NASCAR. They take the same amount of talent. Geez.

I'm so sick and tired of people saying Formula 1 is so much better than everything else!

by TheLightOfDay November 17, 2010

Respect +1

If someone gain respect, his/her respectmeter will raise with '1'. On the other hand you also got the "respect -1", if some loses respect and so his/her respectmeter will lose with '1'.

You know a guy and on one day he tells you a story. It's about his sexlife and he is telling that he once fucked Anna Kournikova for fuck sake. Your mouth is wide open and you got so much respect for this single guy. So you just tell him: "respect +1".

by MadSniper007 December 28, 2007

#1 Jersey

When you perform anal sex on a woman, and get your prick all crappy, then you titty bang her, wiping the scheisse between her boobs and leaving a #1 on her chest, hence, the #1 Jersey

Johnny liked Sally so much, he decided to put her first in his book.....by giving her a #1 jersey.

by R@tdick November 10, 2006

1 = 2

1. x = y
2. xy = y^2
3. xy - x^2 = y^2 - x^2
4. x(y - x) = (y + x)(y - x)
5. x = y + x
6. x = x + x
7. x = 2x
8. 1 = 2

QED

As proven, 1 = 2, thus 0 = 1, etc. And so for any number i, there is an equivalent j that is not equal to i.

This is further explained in the Identity Theft Theorem.

by SAH aka the GSH October 17, 2006

1 arda

It is when a fucking faggot poses in pictures with there finger in front of there face who secretly love to take dicks in his/hers ass hole.

He/she is taking a photo in public with a finger in front of them. Look he/she is posing with 1 arda! They must take dick in the ass!

by Urdeddaduprik April 27, 2014

1/4

1/4

- one fourth of an ounce of weed, the green, the gas, the sticky shit, the good shit.

Ex 1:
Brian: hey can I get 1/4

Alex: sure no prob, $50

Brian: thank you meet me at the gas station.

Ex 2:
The average sale is usually one ounce(or more) but sometime you are broke so you buy 1/4 of an ounce.

by that_unicorndud May 31, 2018