January 13

Tell a boy named Jayden how cute, handsome, and funny he is
Oh it’s January 13

Oh go admire Jayden
by XenxBTW January 13, 2021
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April 13

The dat that bad bitches and thiqq bitches born
Malorie: Ayy you look thiqq today
Me: its my birthday 🥳

Malorie: ayyy me too bitch

Caleb: ayy what we celebrating
Me and malorie: Its april 13 its our birthday
Caleb: ayyyyy me too
by Bad bitch extraodinare😏 December 09, 2020
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glock 13

ur so lonely that you decide to hove ur dick in a glock because you have no girl
i love the glock 13
by Flightpass November 20, 2024
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November 13

Best mf day of the year bc I was born :^
Omg guess what its November 13th it's all the cool peoples birthday
by anonymous February 07, 2022
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November 13

November 13th is the international “Kindness Day”. During this day do something kind for someone who you appreciate and even better go out and do something kind for someone you don’t talk a lot too often with.

People born on this day are people who care about everyone they are close with and appreciate them even if they try to show otherwise, but when they get mad at you they will wish you the worse even if it’s just for a minute.
Tomorrow is November 13th so I wanna buy a gift for my teacher.”
by Just a Dumb Dictionary April 29, 2024
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13 for 5

“Yo have you seen Jacob? He’s passed out on the coach!”

“Ya he did the 13 for 5”

“Oh shit that guys lit I wanna be like him!

“Ya me too”
by Rasta’s lifestyle tips August 14, 2022
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March 13

Assistant day

March 13
A girl with the letters A,R,K and N in their names have to be assistant to a boy with the letters J,K and N in their names
Boy: Is it march 13
Girl: yes
Boy: you know what that means

Girl: No!
Boy: you’re my assistant for the whole day! Whoo!!!
by Chasing8figures March 12, 2023
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