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dumb ape

1. An amatuer investor who buys stocks based on hype and a total lack of understanding for market conditions, valuations and long term strategy.

2. A person who dumps all of their life savings into the stock market and then tries to convince everyone they know to do the same thing in the hopes that it will create enough hype to create a short term growth bubble.
Mike: Bro you see what Duke just did?

Steve: No what?
Mike : That DUMB APE just dropped his savings into some ev startup thats been super hyped and hasn't even sold a car.
Steve : Ugh so should we buy some?
Mike : Umm I guess...
by pympkane December 6, 2021
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Carmel ap physics

This will be the worst mistake of your life. If you do not have a promising career in nasa or some shit, don’t do this to yourself. I’m telling you now. If you want to be stressed and depressed for the rest of high school, then this is the class for you. You will NOT need any of the stuff you learn in ap physics in your life ever, besides the final of the class. But, if you get real committed, you can probably learn how to crack some codes and get access to all the Oscar lists. Be careful
Taking Carmel ap physics was the worst mistake of my life and now Mr zell haunts me in my dreams and I will fail everything in life
by ccanonymous January 24, 2025
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Ap

Damn I heard your friend got that ap
by Ihooplol March 28, 2021
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ape-rehension

Person 1: imma fuk yuo up
Person 2: You have wonderful ape-rehension
by GeekSlayer37 October 14, 2016
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AP$ Kopacz

He the second in command of the Deukalyptus 010 D gang, a crazy mf, known for his handsome looks, n running the 010 in palma
Damn I ain’t even know AP$ Kopacz was movin like that
by APSDEUKALYPTUS January 21, 2025
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Ape Shit

Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.
girl1."omg did you see josh at the party last night."
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."
by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019
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Apeing

A word used by HR's in a combat warriors clan, it means stop messing around and or fucking around during a deployment or tryout, you can compare it to the actions of a monkey.
Host: "stop apeing around and do a dfl or ill give you all 1 warning"
Attendees: "..."
by Heresy >:) November 20, 2021
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