Condom pocket

The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.

Where you putting your drugs, man?

Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?

Duh?

by Shuaman April 27, 2019

Pocket Chow

Sometimes referred to as "pocket grub." Is a product of having your human dignity stripped of you from TBS staff, forcing you to eat mushed garbage food out of your pockets in order to sustain the the required energy levels to complete field events without suffering from the dreaded "fatigue."

"Bro, I'm dying here. Do you have any pocket chow you can spare? I fell in the shit creek and ruined all my MREs."

by TBSisms June 25, 2018

Pocket Shuffle

When you stick your hand in your pocket to resituate your balls.

Oh my gosh did Gary just pocket shuffle?

by Albert Winthorpe April 18, 2018

tits pocket

A man's mouth!

"Dude, shut your tits pocket!"
"He talks too much, he need to zip his tits pocket."

by Kool Chik April 26, 2016

pocket the difference

to take the extra money made from something, often in a way that is not completely honest

She got the tickets for £20 each, but charged us £25 and did pocket the difference.

by anf-b May 11, 2016

pocket oragami

The act of unknowingly folding any loose cash you have stored in your pockets into such an odd shape that it might be recognized as a shape other than a dollar bill.

"That'll be $11.87. Please pull up to the next window."

*Pulls out cash*
"Dude what is that? It looks like a bird."
"No thats a twenty dollar bill."
"Oh. Looks like you've been taking some pocket POCKET ORAGAMI classes."
"You're fucking gay."

by lifeisshortgetbrain1 August 3, 2012

Mustard Pocket

A Wisconsinite. One who carries mustard in their pocket at all times, likely to dunk hotdogs or corn dogs.

Look at Julie with that corn dog; I dodnt know she was a mustard pocket.

by WiscoMa July 15, 2019