I am complete (02/03/2025).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am complete (02/03/2025).

by TheGravelDesign February 3, 2025

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 3, 2023

I keep that sh*t on

When someone “keep that sh*t on”, it means they’re always dressed nice, or all their outfits “drip”.

“I’m like them 5 Star Profit boys. I keep that sh*t on!”

by IKTSOinc July 23, 2024

I can't so you can't

This is the garbage energy and motivation that those who cannot or will never be emotionally successful use to try to stop those who CAN from reaching their happiness and potential. Fuck these people. Losers. Miserable sods. Need I type anymore?

Mom: "Well, you know that you have other things to consider instead of helping yourself in this difficult transition."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."

by von groovy September 6, 2024

( don’t be confused) I don’t like Zahirah Macwilson Mirza?

( don’t be confused) I don’t like Zahirah Macwilson Mirza?

( don’t be confused) I don’t like Zahirah Macwilson Mirza?

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

Sarkis i Teodora

when two people are too close they become like conjoined twins. they watch each other pee and hold hands (no homo), they talk about anything and know more about each other than they know about themselves.

Sarkis i Teodora are idiots

by waterbiscuit2322 January 6, 2022

i was in alpha

Sentence used in League of Legends by the Master Yi main cowsep. Its used when you use the hability: Alpha strike to Dodge another hability but It stills hit you.

I was in Alpha but that skillshot still landed in me.

by Yvel November 14, 2017