Big Bad Brad (noun): A lumbering, sub-human brute with a bulbous frame and an unnaturally wide base. His thick, fat, calloused hooves are often crammed into women’s footwear. His face, a big, dumb, perfectly round slab of confusion, sits atop his hairy mass, though his scalp remains curiously barren. He speaks in a slow, monotone drawl, as if each word is a struggle against his own stupidity.
Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), this gutter snipe suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.
A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.
Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), this gutter snipe suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.
A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.
Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Jimmy: Big Bad Brad showed up late again, wheezing like he ran a marathon wearing those damn women’s sneakers.
Melvin: I swear those shoes are crying for help. Probably like his dentist every time he walks in.
Jimmy: Speaking of cries for help, what’s the over/under on his next fake medical emergency?
Melvin: Two hours—max. My money’s on “mystery heart failure” again.
Melvin: I swear those shoes are crying for help. Probably like his dentist every time he walks in.
Jimmy: Speaking of cries for help, what’s the over/under on his next fake medical emergency?
Melvin: Two hours—max. My money’s on “mystery heart failure” again.
by Dwaggerbomb March 1, 2025
Get the Big Bad Bradmug. Someone that forgets where they came from. When they get a lot of money or acquire a prized possession and try to act like things are minuscule to them. They act like they don’t have time for anything unless it benefits them. Can also be used as a verb. * Big Timed
Damn he thinks he’s a big timer now that he got a little money!
Damn this n*gga Eddie just big timed me!!
Damn this n*gga Eddie just big timed me!!
by DJ2k July 25, 2022
Get the Big Timermug. a certain internet rule tag with half a million posts with this tag. (is also another word for large breasts but on that site it only has over 1 million posts)
there are posts tagged with this are mostly larger sizes and not the actual boobs smaller than the size of their head.
there are posts tagged with this are mostly larger sizes and not the actual boobs smaller than the size of their head.
by ぴょち December 20, 2023
Get the big breastsmug. A Rule34.xxx tag with over 1.6 million posts, mainly because most people like big breasts and even larger ones. Also an alternate word for large breasts, but the term "large breasts" came way longer than "big breasts" does.
If you search this up on r34xxx, you'll see posts with this tag even though the Rule 34 wiki definition states that it was smaller than the head, are full of huge ones, or even hyper ones.
Outside of Rule34.xxx, it's also said twice by Turkey Tom in his "Puppychan: Artist Insanity" video.
If you search this up on r34xxx, you'll see posts with this tag even though the Rule 34 wiki definition states that it was smaller than the head, are full of huge ones, or even hyper ones.
Outside of Rule34.xxx, it's also said twice by Turkey Tom in his "Puppychan: Artist Insanity" video.
A lot of people like big breasts, because they find them hot. Not all people like them, some people like small or medium ones.
by ぴょち February 22, 2024
Get the big breastsmug. 
by Hello-553669 April 19, 2025
Get the Big sistermug. This phrase is used when a bottom or a furry wants to address a top. Usually used when a bottom (or furry) is intimidated or etc.
by Lmaogetnoibed October 25, 2019
Get the Big scary topmug.