I love you more than I planned... too

confessing love to someone and than finding out they lied to you

Aven: I love you more than I planned... too
Aven 3 hours later: Fuck you Harry/Sebastian/Chad or whoever!

by lzlnh45 April 13, 2021

i lush,lubb,mush,gush,hush,slush you

the words you say when your to shy to tell the person your truelly in love with that you love them.

austin i lush,lubb,mush,gush,hush,slush you more than you will ever know<3

by snowbunny94 June 6, 2011

wanna hit you with my coal-hot frying pan

The desire to cause someone extreme pain and/or suffering. The frying pan reference comes from the Disney movie "Tangled."

Person 1: Man, I just ate that entire dish of brownies on the counter!
Person 2: Dude, I made those for my friend!
Person 1: Sorry, dude.
Person 2: You frustrate me so much, sometimes I just wanna hit you with my coal-hot frying pan!

by fandomgirl92 August 7, 2012

You have more loose screws than ikea furniture

A person that acts like they are crazy or disturbed

You know Eddie you have more loose screws than ikea furniture.

by Cloyde December 8, 2017

National Tell Your Crush You Like Them Day!

National Tell Your Crush You Like Them Day is on May 5th.

This is the day to tell your crush you like them without them judging you!!

Hey Grayson, today is ‘ National Tell Your Crush You Like Them Day! ‘ I feel like this is the day to tell you that… I like you ;)

by Gracie is amazing April 24, 2022

you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground

"You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground." Illustrate with a pen and paper drawing a circle and a cracked circle. Now ask which is your ass and which is the hole in the ground. Subject points to cracked circle and you mock while pointing to their real derriere.

After listening to untruthful gibberish, you say to person, "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."

by 13Ronbets May 16, 2016

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

A maxim of local politics.

I need this paving contract, you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

by Bearinwoods, P.E. July 15, 2003