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Hi my name is Candy!

This is an expression used when a teachers back is turned. They will proceed to ask "Who said that". The class then replies "Candy", aggravating the teacher.
The teacher wrote something on the whiteboard, and while the teachers back was turned, he yelled "Hi my name is Candy!".
The class recieved a class detention for denying anyone saying "Hi my name is Candy!"
by My tiger Richard Tiger October 21, 2013
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Grinds my gears of war

A phrase that is a parody of Peter Griffin's infamous quote.
It is typically used with video game related frustrations. If you use it with non-video game related stuff then you sound weird.
You know what really grinds my gears of war? Campers! They think they're all good by sitting in a corner and getting kills! Those douchebags >.>
by Keismikschen Volffe March 18, 2011
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My Chemical Romance

A band that actually has the potential to be more, but unfortunately it is plagued with an unoriginal sound and an extremely annoying fanbase.

The band is popular largely thanks to their very overrated, accidental emo anthem "Welcome to the Black Parade". I thought this song was good when I was in sixth grade, but now that I'm older, I see that the song is overrated, annoying, unoriginal, and stupid.

Perhaps the WORST thing about this band is it's annoying fanbase-- made up mostly of retarded, angst-ridden, socially-rejected, 13-year-old emo girls. These freaks will run along the streets proclaiming "MCR saves lives through their music!!!111!!!111". Hmm, let me guess: you wanted to go out after dinner to hang out, your parents said "no", hence they didn't love you anymore X(, so you went to kill yourself, and MCR's music--in some miraculous way--managed to stop you? Hmm?
The following actual copy/pasted YouTube comments from My Chemical Romance fans demonstrates the average level of intelligence of an MCR fangirl:

Social D Is Good But My Chem Is Better You Dick Buisket Lets See You Make Awesome Music! You Cant So Fukk Of And Get A Life!!!

Dont like MCR? Get in line with all thee other bitchs waiting for them to give a single fuck(: Get a big harry one up your hating asses!! :D MCR betchs<3
by Stop Taking My Name December 12, 2011
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enjoy my own company

verb. a nicer way of saying "masturbate"
obviously you can replace "my" with "your" "her" or whatever.
take note that this phrase means only with yourself, NOT a hand job.
can be either masculine or feminine in its usage.
Jim: "I enjoy my own company for 2 hours every night."
Bill: "What, are you single?"
Jim: (sigh...)
by teh_cactus July 2, 2006
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You're biting my shit!

Damn Craiggers, you're biting my shit!
by Nic March 16, 2004
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Feed My Horse At Midnight

When a Girl (Most Likely To Be From Highfield) Invites You To 'Feed Her Horse At Midnight' She Is Asking You To Poke Her Up Her Dirty Little Fantoosh, Do NOT Say Yes As Your Fingers Will Go Green And Drop Off, and You Will More Than Likely Get Aids Or Some Other STI
Amy: Hey Sexy, Wanna Come Feed MY Horse At Midnight?
Cameron: Well, Ive Heard Alot About Your Dirty Little Beef Curtains And I Wouldnt Touch That Magott Infested Thing If I Was Asked By Your Mam.
Amy: OMG STFU!!!
Cameron: Well, I Only Speak the Truth.

¬_¬
by YOURMAMSNICE June 13, 2008
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Well chap my hide!

Well chap my hide! They had twins!
by TX TG June 21, 2010
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