shit in my hands and clap

Sarcastic Reply.
when asked to do something unpleasant or tedious, this response sums up how horrid you think that task is- and you are not going to do it .

Teacher: Smith, can you help me to hand out these excercise books to the rest of the class?
Smith: no chance...I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. Sir.

by Mr Cunninglinguist August 20, 2013

Chat shit get banged

Expression used to humiliate people who hate on someone or somethi

When someone says "Jamie Vardy sucks" and he then scores 10 BPL games in a row, you reply with "Chat shit get banged"

by Nerday November 23, 2015

fucked up repugnant shit

An exclamation made when some: gangsta shit goes down; someone gets fucked up or mutilated; or just some nasty shit is viewed by the person making the statement.

Used by Samuel L. Jackson on more than one on screen occasion.

Thats some fucked up repugnant shit!

by Explain June 26, 2007

I don't shit a fuck

From Cyanide and Happiness, this rendition of 'I don't give a fuck' is made more epic shit. Used when you want to really show someone you don't even give a flying fuck what they think.

A: I got a new phone
B: Shut up
A: It's twice as-
B: I don't shit a fuck!
A: But the processor
B: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Ceastra September 19, 2014

Jump his shit.

To ride someone's ass--not in the literal sense.
To bitch about something that's not right

Nigga, I don't jump his shit.

by jumper89237873 August 12, 2009

ridding on some shit

Feeling Good, Really Really Good

Man today I've been ridding on some shit

by Scott Gavin June 7, 2007

High-five shit

when two guys are sitting on toilets that are next to each other and within arms reach. while they are making bowel movements at the same time, they high-five.

dude, wanna go take a high-five shit with me?

by diet awesome March 1, 2010