Slap your average best friend day

Slap your tallest best friend day is October 22nd, slap your shortest best friend day is February 12th, so slap your average best friend day is September 25th

Average friend: why did you slap me??

Other friend: It's national Slap your average best friend day
Average friend: oh ok

by Egibadif September 24, 2021

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Turn around and shit on your own shoe

Basically telling someone off .
Similar to "go fuck yourself" or "eat shit"

Jason- "You're ugly."
Daniel- " Why don't you turn around and shit on your own shoe, Jason."

by 0Pink_Omega0 November 28, 2016

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SHOVE CHOCOLATE MILK DOWN YOUR THROAT

Chocolate milk comes from brown cows retard 🤫🤫

I eat dogs SHOVE CHOCOLATE MILK DOWN YOUR THROAT

by Chocolate milk retard October 17, 2019

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national clip your toe nails day

April 25 is National Clip Your Toe Nail Day. It is common practice on this day to not only clip your own toe nails, but also find someone who needs to clip their toe nails and let them know. A simple “Hey it’s National Clip Your Toe Nails Day” will suffice. However it is also encouraged to ridicule your victims lightly for having monstrous and disgusting toenails. This national holiday can be traced back to the Wamapoke tribe who originated from Americas southwest region in Arizona, California, New Mexico, and Nevada In the late 1600s. For them it was the time of year they trimmed their horses nails and as a tribute of honor to their majestic steeds they would also trim their own toe nails.

“Hey it’s national clip your toe nails day!”
“Jeffry you fat lard, get your nasty feet in here and trim’em down”

by The Panda Lord April 20, 2020

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