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by Youraveragestarwarsfan December 8, 2024

Noun. Any barely literate athlete or entertainer who tweets some garbled nonsense and acts like it’s a contribution to American literature.
Jets running-back quoting Shakespeare and going full Twitter Twain while calling out his haters and the media.
by Teflon Johnny September 23, 2019

The act of following an account on twitter then going to the first recommended follow after that and carrying on until you find something disturbing or you get bored
Person 1 "I went twitter diving yesterday and saw some fucked up shit"
Person 2 "such as"
Person 1 "you don't even wanna know"
Person 2 "such as"
Person 1 "you don't even wanna know"
by Idekidc May 19, 2021

Refers to an individual(s) who displays themselves as a "hippy" via social networking sites, but upon being seen and conversed with in person, have no outstanding qualities that would allow them to be seen as aforementioned "hippy". Twitter biographies often include descriptors declaring that one is indeed "a hippy", "flower child", "peace lover", "acid lover", etc. May even go as far as to tweet and retweet things that encourage this false image, even though they may not fully understand the subject matter of said tweets.
John: "Sarah is a very judgmental, mean girl."
David: "But her twitter makes her seem so peaceful and cool, she's got a picture of the Buddha on her header!"
John: "Nah, she's just a twitter hippy."
David: "But her twitter makes her seem so peaceful and cool, she's got a picture of the Buddha on her header!"
John: "Nah, she's just a twitter hippy."
by Skyeandsea November 17, 2013

Twitter gent: a natural born douchebag who pretends to be a gentleman but will not hesitate to slide into your dm's sending dickpics and asking for nudes. He will also constantly tweet pervy things constantly.
Said "gent" is generally unattractive and/or overweight.
All of twitter thinks they're a plague on the anon world and they should be exterminated.
Said "gent" is generally unattractive and/or overweight.
All of twitter thinks they're a plague on the anon world and they should be exterminated.
Twitter Gent bio: I'm just a southern gentleman looking for to make a princess a queen.
Gent's tweets: Come suck my dick. Let's bang. I'm horny.
Gent sends dm: you're hot. *insert ugly dickpic* show me you're titties.
Gent's tweets: Come suck my dick. Let's bang. I'm horny.
Gent sends dm: you're hot. *insert ugly dickpic* show me you're titties.
by ydac imoan March 21, 2014
