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cooter train 

When two or more women partake in locomotive role play; one or more as the "station" and the other as the "conductor." The conductor, in proper cap and attire, sits upon a remote control train headed towards the "station," with a partially insterted, two headed dildo as the train's cattle guard. Accordingly, the women acting as the "station," or "stations" lie spread eagle at the end of the tracks. All the while the conductor must shout warnings that the "cooter train" is coming into "coochie station!"
Hey girls, I got that new promotion. How 'bout we celebrate with a few rounds of cooter train tonight! I get the conductor's cap this time!!!
cooter train by ebony sheboy August 19, 2010
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Bot Train 

Mass migration of "Bots"(accounts using a computer program to do the work for them) at the fishing guild in Runescape when the shark spot changes. It results in 10 or more morons running in a line forming the always hilarious "Bot Train"
anon 1:Dude the fishing spot changed again

anon 2:Wait for it. . . BOT TRAIN LOL!!!
Bot Train by Kazekage808 February 18, 2011

The Shit Train 

A roller coaster ride in which two or more people are riding in a car and out of nowhere it starts smelling like the most foul, vile shit you can imagine. At this point, passengers on The Shit Train are allowed to roll down their windows for fresh air or to vomit. Yes, some passengers on The Shit Train may need a barf bag to ride.
I made my friend ride The Shit Train three times on the way home from school!
The Shit Train by Bignos January 13, 2010

toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug 

The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".
Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap

wagon train

The act of corraling bunk beds with sheets draped over the beds around a person, then having a group of men proceeding to fucking the living shit out of the victim, until there's nothing left.
That poor white kid got wagon trained by those black guys in the county jail. He literally got his brains fucked out
wagon train by j-diggity May 3, 2006

a-train bad 

the gnarliest, horrible, faces of death, hurricane Katrina bad hangover ever, usually resulting from to much charcoal filtered booze leaving you bedridden for days and more times than not ensuing in busted eye vessels caused from to much “day time” puking. There have even been some extreme
cases where some a-train bad hangovers have resulted in death...
Duke: Hey you buffalos seen Anthony
Dudes: Oh gooood no, he is in his room in a pool of his own vomit on his death bed doing A-train Bad

a-train bad by poopbandit#2 May 29, 2007
Synonym for douche bag. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
Damn, John you're such a d-train.
Andy was being such a d-train that night
D-train by Kwinnton August 7, 2006