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Dave Bayley

Dave Bayley is a celebrity from the band Glass Animals who came to fame in 2022 for his song Heat Waves. He loves dogs, fruit, and being a silly billy when he sings at his shows. He loves his fans and is a goofy goofball. He has a large vocal range and can sing anywhere from high up to down low. Everybody, and I mean everybody loves Dave Bayley.
“Man, I love Dave Bayley. I need a Dave Bayley in my life.”
by thepurplecultist August 3, 2025
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Dave

Dave
/dāv/
noun | verb | exclamation

An experienced mechanic and all-around legend. Known for being helpful, hardworking, and having the best intentions — but somehow, through no logical sequence of events, will always be involved when something goes inexplicably sideways.

The human embodiment of mechanical chaos theory. If a tool is going to vanish, a truck’s wiring loom is going to spontaneously combust, or a PTO cable ends up in a tree — Dave was probably nearby. No one knows how. Not even Dave.
Used as a curse or cry of disbelief, especially when something has gone so irreversibly pear-shaped that only yelling “DAVVVVVEEEEEEE” at full volume can express the full emotional weight.

Examples:
“Why is the hoist stuck halfway and playing the radio backwards?”
“Mate… Dave was on it.”

Toolbox just fell through the floor again — DAVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!
by RiffRaff22 August 4, 2025
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Dave Classic

The art of masturbating inside a folded pillow. To avoid injuries, the technique is usually performed with a protective latex glove covering the dry penis.
„I pulled a Dave Classic in the public bathroom

„Dude, thanks to the latex glove, no harm has been done despite me overdoing the Dave Classic multiple times
by JoeJohn August 20, 2025
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Dirty Dave

Inserting anal beads into Dave Chapelle's ass until he shits all over them, and then pulling them out with your face below the anus so the shit releases all over your face.
Yo, did you see Dave Chapelle's comedy show last night? He was inviting people to come backstage afterwards and give him a Dirty Dave, and when I did my face was so covered in shit I almost looked like him!
by Doorknob Lourie August 28, 2025
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dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.
Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.
by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025
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fuzzy dave

A zoophilic act where a man cums down a cat's throat, and then eventually the cat will cough up a hairball with the man's cum in it. Next, the man rubs the cum-filled hairball on a woman's face
Oh babe, Whiskers coughed up another hairball after the fuzzy dave I gave her. You know what this means!
by Marniechan January 19, 2025
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Crazy dave

Used to describe someone who can't read the room and tells sexually charged jokes.
Whoah there Kevin! Don't be a crazy Dave in front of the duzz!
by Kevin Herman January 28, 2025
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