titty whiskers

a woman or a fat guy who has hair on her/his tits

person1: What did you do yesturday?
person2: Had sex with tammy... i thought she was cute until she lift up her shirt MAN does she every have titty whiskers:|
another example:
person1: HOLY SHIT that guy has real titty whiskers!!!!

by YOITTIT February 5, 2010

armor titties

Armor titties are bras that contain gel or liquid filled sacs to make a woman's breasts look bigger. It can also be a bra with a lot of extra padding.

Armor titties are fake titties.

Any type of bra that makes it seem like a girl has big ta-tas when really she doesn't.

Boy goes to feel up his girlfriend for the first time. He thinks she has big ta-tas.

Boy: Why are your boobs hard?

Girl: What? Oh that's just my bra.

Boy: Oh you have on armor titties. It was all just a lie.

Girl doesn't have big ta-tas it was just her bra

by Mysterious Z May 26, 2010

Air Titties

A woman who synchronizes her bouncing boobs to the beat of a song. This usually happens at an 80's hair band concert or karaoke night at the local dive.

Heather's perfect air titties earned her a backstage pass at the Poison concert.

by Jeff Ashley September 22, 2010

tittie tips

nipples, usually found on the tips of breasts, they can be found on people and many animals.

I would like to suckle the tittie tips on her....

by Pompous Smurf September 29, 2006

Litty Titty

A tit (boob) that has caught on fire.

No way Jenny your boob is on fire
“It’s called a litty titty”

by Dwight Shoot November 5, 2019

Skunkin the tittie

livin off your mothers bossom cuz you're too lazy to grow up... you are figuratively sucking on your mommy's tittie for existence, and the real disturbing part is that your mommy is allowing it.

when an adult age son doesn't man up, get a job and pull his weight in society... he's "skunkin the tittie..."

by GWBismyBFF. January 25, 2010

titty hits

Titty Hits - Is when you take a hit from a blunt or bowl while you're sitting down and a chick stands infront of you, she then lifts her shirt over your head. Then sticks her head in through the top of the shirt and presses her breasts together making a tunnel inbetween them. You then blow the hit in the bottom of her breasts and the smoke streams up through to the top of her chest and she sucks it all in. This is by far the best form of shotguning in the mofukn world!! Puff, puff, give!

Yo baby lets do some titty hits, I need to get baked.

L.j. gave Kristin, four or five TITTY HITS and she was geekin.

by xXxXxL.J.xXxXx January 1, 2011