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sure thing

Your Sure Thing/ Sure Person;
someone you are 100% sure you were meant to become friends with and have in your life forever. No Matter What. like a definite/for sure/ permanent person or thing

From the song Sure Thing by Miguel
girl 1: i feel like we were destined to be friends

girl 2: i think we’re supposed to be in each other’s lives

girl 1: you’re like my definite person

girl 2. you’re like my Sure Thing
by girlwithacrush November 22, 2020
mugGet the sure thingmug.

church thing

Saying you are going to church but in reality partaking in homosexual activity.
If am just going to a church thing later today. No big deal.
by RusPix May 31, 2018
mugGet the church thingmug.
My bf said “let’s go on the spinny thing with the baskets” so I looked at him disappointedly and asked “the Ferris wheel?”
by Shoodoodoo July 30, 2019
mugGet the The spinny thing with the basketsmug.

Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
mugGet the Things I think while I shitmug.

things in the world that aren't up

When something happens that is not cool in any kind of way
Person 1: shit I hooked up with this haggard chick last night

Person 2: things in the world that aren't up, this conversation.
by ONEYERYE May 26, 2014
mugGet the things in the world that aren't upmug.

Stuff and things

Slang term or masturbating or other personal sexual activities
Her:Hey whatcha doing?
Him:Stuff and things
Her:nice
by Mysterium756 August 21, 2022
mugGet the Stuff and thingsmug.

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